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This particular Masshole, dubbed Chris Scott, was raised in good ole Marlborough, MA. Dreaming of sunnier and warmer pastures, he attended the University of Notre Dame upon graduating high school, which had neither. After 4 years and his lifelong pursuit completed, a directionless but degree-holding 23 year-old CScott moved back into his parents house. He toiled his days away as a lowly biology research assitant, adding minute amounts of clear liquid into other minute amounts of clear liquid in hopes of finding the meaning of life. Two mundane years later and still living in his parents house, CScott decided to move to the big city or at least the big area of urban sprawl in southern California. He has rediscovered lost friends from school who all seem to be migrating to LA, works way to much and parties hard in his off time and plays bass for the band Say Yes (www.myspace.com/sayyesrock).