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MONKEY

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About Me

Me... I live in Nottingham with many monkey types:
Work:
I love computers but I hate them as well. I love webdesign and making things look pretty (like here... don't you love the purple). I'm a webdeveloper for a local small company Skylight Media . If you need a website mention my name (Claire) and I can get commission for referring you :) If you need a cheap website tho, I also do freelance stuff, my portfolio is called Dreamless . I do promotional work for both the NTU RockSoc and for the club Nightmare .
Play:
I go out when I can be bothered, and dabble in the various ways of getting completely wrecked. I go to things like Assault , Nightmare , Magenta and various places around the country with the RockSoc .
Otherwise I download and watch a lot of cartoon like television programmes, and I hang out with my very cool friends. I spend a lot of time in the Speak Easy . And hanging out with the RockSoc .
Piercings:
I like piercings too. I have four in each lobe which will grow at some point. I currently have 4 of the 5 I want in my lip, and my tongue, I have 2 of the 3 I want. And I have both my nipples done. I have lots more planned. I generally go to Access All Areas to get my peircing done.
Funky Hair:
I love doing things with hair. Check it out: Hairy Monkey . I've been into dreads for a long time and can make and install them quite quickly. I'm just getting into dread wigs. I've also done a lot of braiding, dying and shaving. I can make a good mohawk :)
Promotion:
I am part of the team who run Apocalypse Girls . We like pretty ladies, and this is our celebration of them. Please support us. Buy a tshirt :)
I help in the running/promotion of two Nottingham based nights that you all should come too! Nightmare and Assault (see below for more info).
Want to befriend me?
Oh and a note for people who want to add me for the fun. I will probably deny you. Almost everyone in my friends list I know in person. If I don't know you and you haven't even said hello first, you have no chance. If you have then I might add you, but don't be surprised if I delete you later. I'm not really here to meet new friends from far away.
And bands, message me if you want me to hear your stuff, but I will not add you. If I started added bands I would have 1000's in my friends list and I don't want that. The only bands I have in there are ones where I actually know members in real life.
Of course the people who just press add won't read this, so it won't really make any difference.

My Interests

monkeys
cheese
purple
music
movies
computers
webdesign
reading
pvc
piercings
changing hair
socialising
cartoons
alcohol
gigs
sleeping

I'd like to meet:

Anyone interesting basically. Anyone that has something to contibute to the world. Got no time for people who don't do anying, don't want to do anything, don't know anything, have no interest in anything. Also have no time for people who only care about themselves, only talk about themselves, have no consideration for other people. So everyone else... talk to me. But I'm guessing this was more of a famous person meeting thing. So here's a collage of people I'd like to meet for various reasons.

This is not a complete list, just what comes to the top of my head right now.

Apocalypse Girls:

Nightmare:

RockSoc:

Magenta:

Music:

Couldn't ever say every band I love just look here . Here are just some current favourites, or stuff I'm currently listening to lots. No particular order.

nine inch nails
human waste project
jeniferever
alanis morissette
atari teenage riot
mindless self indulgence
portishead
theStart
my ruin
third eye blind
deftones
capdown
amen
hole
l7
no comply
marilyn manson
placebo
howard's alias
guano apes
hanin elias
rage against the machine
jack off jill
queen adreena
garbage
farse
a perfect circle
tool
sublime
lolita storm
idlewild
the pixies
peaches
the prodigy
death in vegas
curve
captain everything
vast
four star mary
at the drive in
skunk anansie
incubus
therapy?
my vitriol
McClusky
afi
addict

Movies:

Batman Returns
Idle Hands
Knockaround Guys
Labyrinth
Willow
Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey
Shaun of the Dead
Dogma
Mallrats
Clerks
The Silence of the Lambs

And many many more....

Television:

Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Angel
The Simpsons
Family Guy
Futurama
South Park
Red Dwarf
Green Wing
Monkey Dust
Scrubs
Drawn Together
Robot Chicken
Lost
Desperate Housewives
Bucky O'Hare

Books:

Black Sunday
- by Thomas Harris
Red Dragon
- by Thomas Harris
The Silence of the Lambs
- by Thomas Harris
Hannibal
- by Thomas Harris
Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy
- by Douglas Adams
Exquisite Corpse
- by Poppy Z Brite
Contact
- by Carl Sagan
Carrie
- by Steven King

Heroes:

hmmmm, well i think batman, wolverine, spiderman.... am i doing the wrong thing?

Websites VampiricMonkey.com
Dreamless.org.uk
Hairy Monkey
MonkeyWench.co.uk
NTU Rocksoc
NightmareMusic.com
ApocalypseGirls.co.uk
Buffonia.co.uk
Monosyllabic Eccentricity
Freeze Frame
Funnier In Latin

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