I'm currently employed as a guard dog, but in my spare time, I enjoy chasing balls, barking at passerbys, going for walks with my pet human, but my favorite pass time has to be ripping the mail to shreds! Ooh, I nearly forgot, I like this website Bromz.karoo.net
I'd like to meet a bitch with hairy legs and big ears. Grrrrrrrrrrrr!!!
Tim the tool man Taylor.
What do we need?
MORE POWER!!!
Baldrick
I have a cunning plan.
Kryten
Doggie quiz!!!
1. What’s your name?
Reximus Maximus of Greater Seximus.
2. What’s your owners name?
The Bromz.
3. What breed are you?
German Shepherd Dog.
4. How much did you cost?
£150. I was a bargain!
5. What's your favourite toy?
Bad peoples necks.
6. Tap water or bottled water?
Usually puddles.
7. Do you always walk or are you always carried?
I'm a big lad, so I have to walk.
8. How many pounds will you weigh full grown?
Lots.
9. Do you wear clothes?
I go au-natural.
10. Long or short hair?
short.
11. Indoor or outdoor?
I'm the rugged outdoor type.
12. Do you sleep with your owner or in your own bed?
By the door. I like to guard it.
13. What's your favourite colour?
Black.
14. Do you chase cats or get along with them?
Chase them! It's great fun.
15. How old are you? (in people years)
Eleven.
16. Do you like to go swimming?
Oh yes!
17. Are you fixed?
Never knew I was broken.
18. What colour are your eyes?
Black.
19. What colour is your hair?
Black & tan.
20. Do you get groomed?
No. I'm a tough guy.
21. Are you potty trained?
Nope, I dump at will.
22. How much do you bark?
I over indulge in the barking game.
23. Have you ever bit anyone?
Sorry, yes.
24. Do you believe in interbreedal mating?
Yep. I'm a randy little bastard.
25. Do you like the bath or hate it?
It tasted ok, but gave me wind.
26. Are you friendly with other dogs or go you just attack?
I like big dogs. Small dogs are for chasing.
27. Does your owner have a carrying bag for you?
Yeah, it's a Volkswagen.
28. Do you do any doggie sports?
Autofellatio.
29. How cute are you from 1 to 10?
Ten! Need you ask?
Guns N Rexes, Rex Hot Chilli Peppers, George ThoRexgood and the destroyers, MotoRexhead.
This one...
I like to watch the TV with my pet human. Our favorite show is, It's me or the dog.
I have always found the works of Shakespeare fascinating.
The fascinating part is people read it! Is there something wrong with more modern literature, like the hungry caterpillar?
My Aunt Sharron
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