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The Anti-Volvo/ Anti-Volvo Drivers Party.

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Well I originally created this site out of boredom. Now though, I am going to put it to good use. I have a serious reason for being here now.
Yes!
I’m here to launch an assault on Volvos and their drivers! So if you would do me the courtesy of reading this and if you agree with what I say then please e-mail me your support.
Volvos get driven around our roads at overly slow speeds by dim witted blinkered retards with no awareness of what is going on around them, regards to lane discipline, other road users or the fact they are actually driving a car! They all too often tow caravans behind them for no reason other than they can’t work out how to take the damn thing off! The Labrador sat on the tartan blanket on the back seat seems to be the only intelligent life aboard most Volvos! These atrocious motor vehicles have been getting in the way, driving too slow and just generally being a pain in the arse for far too long now!
I am here to start off the Anti-Volvo / anti-Volvo drivers club. It’s here for everyone who hates Volvos with the same passion as I do. Anyone can join for free, as long as they have an overwhelming amount of contempt for both Volvo and driver.
All I ask is for members to e-mail me their support and once I have enough support behind me, I can run for election and remove every trace of Volvo and driver from this country forever! I have no other political views so this should make me more qualified than any politician in the country right now.
Once elected, Volvo drivers will be given 14 days to have their Volvos crushed and remove themselves from our country. Any Volvo driver remaining in the country after the 14 day grace period will be culled, by means of being burned inside their Volvo. I suspect though, non too many of them will be able to understand what is going on, as they all live in a blind, unrealistic, demented state of semi-conciseness. That’s why they thought buying a Volvo would be a good idea in the first place!
So come on, e-mail me your support and let’s have all these repugnant parasites off our roads, out of our streets, towns, cities and villages for good. Let’s make our home a nice place to live again!
I run an Anti-Volvo / Anti-Volvo drivers group on here too. Please click the picture below to view the group forum and if you support the idea, then please join. More info can be found at www.bromz.karoo.net
Hi,
I'm Rex. I'm just your average run of the mill German shepherd dog. I have an overwhelming amount of contempt for Volvo drivers, so if you drive one, I'm gonna sniff you out and bite your bollocks off!Bromz.karoo.net
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I'm currently employed as a guard dog, but in my spare time, I enjoy chasing balls, barking at passerbys, going for walks with my pet human, but my favorite pass time has to be ripping the mail to shreds! Ooh, I nearly forgot, I like this website Bromz.karoo.net

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet a bitch with hairy legs and big ears. Grrrrrrrrrrrr!!!

Tim the tool man Taylor.

What do we need?
MORE POWER!!!

Baldrick

I have a cunning plan.

Kryten
Doggie quiz!!!

1. What’s your name?
Reximus Maximus of Greater Seximus.

2. What’s your owners name?
The Bromz.

3. What breed are you?
German Shepherd Dog.

4. How much did you cost?
£150. I was a bargain!

5. What's your favourite toy?
Bad peoples necks.

6. Tap water or bottled water?
Usually puddles.

7. Do you always walk or are you always carried?
I'm a big lad, so I have to walk.

8. How many pounds will you weigh full grown?
Lots.

9. Do you wear clothes?
I go au-natural.

10. Long or short hair?
short.

11. Indoor or outdoor?
I'm the rugged outdoor type.

12. Do you sleep with your owner or in your own bed?
By the door. I like to guard it.

13. What's your favourite colour?
Black.

14. Do you chase cats or get along with them?
Chase them! It's great fun.

15. How old are you? (in people years)
Eleven.

16. Do you like to go swimming?
Oh yes!

17. Are you fixed?
Never knew I was broken.

18. What colour are your eyes?
Black.

19. What colour is your hair?
Black & tan.

20. Do you get groomed?
No. I'm a tough guy.

21. Are you potty trained?
Nope, I dump at will.

22. How much do you bark?
I over indulge in the barking game.

23. Have you ever bit anyone?
Sorry, yes.

24. Do you believe in interbreedal mating?
Yep. I'm a randy little bastard.

25. Do you like the bath or hate it?
It tasted ok, but gave me wind.

26. Are you friendly with other dogs or go you just attack?
I like big dogs. Small dogs are for chasing.

27. Does your owner have a carrying bag for you?
Yeah, it's a Volkswagen.

28. Do you do any doggie sports?
Autofellatio.

29. How cute are you from 1 to 10?
Ten! Need you ask?

Music:

Guns N Rexes, Rex Hot Chilli Peppers, George ThoRexgood and the destroyers, MotoRexhead.

Movies:

This one...

Television:

I like to watch the TV with my pet human. Our favorite show is, It's me or the dog.

Books:

I have always found the works of Shakespeare fascinating. The fascinating part is people read it! Is there something wrong with more modern literature, like the hungry caterpillar?

Heroes:



My Aunt Sharron

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