25TH Anniversary G.I. Joes Or another reason my wife is awesome |
My wife bought me 6(!) of the new 25th anniversary G.I.Joes. They are the same size as the "little" ones (3 3/4 inch) but with more points of articulation and higher quality plastic. So far I have the...
Posted by The Earl of Slander on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 02:31:00 PST |
Just a few thoughts composed into a random list. |
I wrote this about two weeks ago and just now got around to posting it..I am crappy, I know.
So now in no particular order is a list of why my wife is the standard-Army talk for awesome.
1.She is hot....
Posted by The Earl of Slander on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 12:16:00 PST |
I dunno what to say here..just read |
As most of you know, I am was a crappy boyfriend. I used to lie and cheat, then lie some more. I would forget special occassions and buy pretty shitty gifts when I did remember. Add to that the ...
Posted by The Earl of Slander on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 08:13:00 PST |
Opinions Welcomed |
I finally finished the nightmare thing. Hope you like. Dont kick me for spelling-it's a fucking draft that willgo no where,prolly. Enjoy.
(Tonight the moon is full, playing behind grey storm clouds in...
Posted by The Earl of Slander on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 12:00:00 PST |
How Starship Troopers (the book, not the craptastic movie) saved my military career. |
How Starship Trooper Saved My Military Career
By Career Specialist Baby Dinosaur
Before I even start this, I want everyoneto realize that the movie Starship Troopers pretty much had nothing to d...
Posted by The Earl of Slander on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 10:43:00 PST |
How G.I Joe Ruined my military career by CODENAME: Baby Dinosaur |
Like most bots my age, I grew up watching Voltron, Transformers (I was never really impressed by them), Thundercats, and ofcourse G.I. Joe. Even thought I had Veterans in my family, they never talked ...
Posted by The Earl of Slander on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 06:23:00 PST |
This is fucked..and funny. Hemmingway I am not... |
I wrote this today..it is directed at multiple people-you may know who you are. This, well all the mean shit is not, I say again, IS NOT about Shelli. So dont even begin to think that fuckers.. Hope y...
Posted by The Earl of Slander on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 10:05:00 PST |
Shelli |
None of this would have happened if I had stayed home. All the mistakes are mine to bear. I am sorry Shelli
Posted by The Earl of Slander on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 07:42:00 PST |
If it fits... |
This Bitter Pill by Dashboard ConfessionalWalking away.
It's not the same as running
Is it to you now
That you've run this in the ground?
and you say "Take this,
This medicine is just what you deserve...
Posted by The Earl of Slander on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 04:17:00 PST |
Yo Mother Fuckers..... |
Hey everybody. I just wanted to write a bit to let you guys know what is up. Still at Ft. Dix, still pissed off and helpless and still going to Iraq.
I miss my wife more than ever before in my e...
Posted by The Earl of Slander on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 07:41:00 PST |
