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Old Greasy

About Me

"Get drunk or die trying"

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My Blog

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Then I got a vaginal yeast infection: the heat, humidity, and sweat created perfect conditions for yeast to grow. And it didn't help that I wore those nylon panties with the "c...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 20:08:00 GMT

Freestyling

     Dont Freestyle at anything ever.       You see, freestyling is for fun.  Therefore you are having fun, not freestyling.     When y...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 17:14:00 GMT

I know somehow I'll get to the bottom of this.

     A US Government organization known as the PEC has implanted some kind of computer chip in all of us at birth that can not be detected. This chip suppresses our inate psychic powers...
Posted by on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 10:41:00 GMT

G.J.E. begins work on a series of books.

   You may ask yourself - ?Can I ever really know who I am?  ?Is it wrong for me to behave a certain way when interacting with my peers?  ?Another person and I both had a sim...
Posted by on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 09:59:00 GMT

Special Lover

How come when I wake up I don't smell no ham? How come when I wake up I don't understand? How come you don't fry no pankackes in the pan? How come when I wake up I don't smell no ham? How come I don'...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 10:35:00 GMT

Holy Crap

     Right now as I write this, I have to take a shit so bad.  I believe I can capture the moment through the written word if I just stay strong a bit longer.  It feels like m...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 08:51:00 GMT

Standing up for yourself is still standing up

when the cats away the mice have no decoy thats when the dog bites the mice like a chew-toy yet the dogs intentions is not murderous and hatefull as the cat's is. no the dog just wants to be playfull ...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 10:26:00 GMT

Anti-Art Rally

     The G.J.E. will begin organizing its Anti-Art rally today, februaury 1st 2006. Every year G.J.E. attempts to strengthen global harmonics by publicly taking a stand and speakin...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Feb 2006 08:40:00 GMT