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About Me

I like to say I'm 5'9" and weigh about 160lbs... but I also like to lie about that, so we'll stick at closer to 5'8" and about a-buck-fifty. I work at an independent film distributor, Bside Entertainment. I spend a whole bunch of time with a small, close knit group of friends. Each is smarter and more attractive than I am. But I dominate them all because I'm the fastest runner, can eat the greatest quantity of McDonald's cheesburgers and have the strongest, most passionate disdain for Pulp Fiction, walnuts and parmesan cheese.

When I'm not with them or at work, you can probably find me: Cycling, playing hockey or having reconstructive shoulder surgery.

If I could do anything I wanted to, I'd be a hockey player. I used to be pretty decent once, then I went to Carnegie Mellon where 50% of my athleticism was sucked from my soul... oh and I stopped growing... and also had a million shoulder surgeries.


"Evil will always triumph, because good is dumb." - Lord Helmet

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My Blog

The story of the African Death Spider

I was recently reminded of a time about a year ago when my previous roomate Rick and I noticed a spider had recently spun a web across my entire garage door blocking any cars from entering. I'm not ki...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Jan 2006 20:42:00 GMT

Chad vs. Osama Bin Laden

I wrote this for and about a good friend of mine... J. Chandler Brown. If Bin Laden played beer-bowling, Chad would kick his ass. Thinking about it, I really don't imagine this a competition. Th...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Jan 2006 21:05:00 GMT