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I'm a pretty reasonable person. Just don't mention politics and you'll be fine. I'm a straight democrat, so if you <3 bush back away slowly and don't look back. I'm really good at giving advice- I plan on attending KNU in the fall and am working toward Adolescent PSychology as my career of choice.I cuss a lot, so if it offends you.... oh well. I've a lot of devil-may-care in me, and I can be pretty annoying or pretty great. What it all boils down to is the most bottom of all bottom lines: if you don't love me, you hate me. ! %D%A
Name Chloe
birthday 04/26/89
Favorite food ...? uhm... I'm not a huge fan of food. But I'd guess shrimp alfredo linguine. Because I'm classy.
Type of music most frequently listened to ...underground alternative hardXcore(because I suck that hard) industrial rock. in other words, nothing you listen to. you stupid, mainstream, copycat "let's all wear chucks and ties" motherfuckers. Lately, though, due to Miss Brittany I've started becoming more open and therefore more well-rounded(?) but I'm not excited to admit I know the words to like 6 Fergie songs, however I've re-attached myself to jazz.
Piercings? the standard ones in my ears. oh rockiness I gauge. I'm at a 0
Hair naturally- light brown. ie- GROSS. it's been red, cherry red, burgundy, red-brown, auburn(the boxes said they were different, I swear) and black... with fushia streaks. Then I tried to bleach it and the roots were all blonde and it had pink, red, two shades of brown and some black still. My hair was roughly six colours. And lately it's been red again. Because Andy likes Redheads, and I cut it too... usually it's long. I'm so rock'n'roll hXc it hurts. I then went for dark and long again, though I chopped it all off soon after. Then I bleached it, and dyed it brown. And now I'm blonde and I cut it again the other day to rid myself of the "blorange."
Eyes blue-grey and yellow. I have demon eyes. and they charm you.
Birthplace Dayton, OH. if I hadn't moved to Fort Thomas when I was seven I'd be hXc gansta Sara fo shizzle. I'm glad I moved, too.
Heritage German, British, and Scottish/Irish. Sweet fucking accents reign through my background.
Favorite Highschool memory my advanced English class didn't know what "skeet" was, so my teacher, Mr. Crouch, explained it as "male climax". it still makes me giggle. madly.
Weakness arguing. I love arguing. If anyone says the slightest thing about the most petty teenage bullshit I'll be like, "time to cut a bitch". I also have this horrible "mothering" streak in me. I care about certain people and when certain people disappear for hours I worry.(JON FRANS)
Favorite type of kiss ...not whatever Tyler did. OHHH! even your momma felt that burn!! No, my favourite type of kiss comes from Jon. In all honesty, either on my nose or tattoo/tummy. So, from Jon.
Hugs or high fives? hugs! As I told my JSA club, "Hi, my name is Chloe. I have a problem; I'm an impulse hugger." Brittany and Briana make fun of me for having this weird touching issue, but I just touch people a lot if I feel comfortable with them.
Are you racist? I grew up and barely missed out on being hXc gansta Sara. DO YOU THINK I'M RACIST? of course not.
Homophobic? dude. Rocky Horror is my kind of Ten Commandments, life-changing bible-like ...shit. yeah.
Orientation? straight, unless you're like... Erin... then.... I still love Jon. Sorry.
Do you sing? Unfortunately, people found out I can almost sing.(I sing all the time now, because people like to hear me sing(Jon) almost as much as I love to sing). Okay. I LOVE TO SING.
Act? actaully I'm not too shabby at acting, either. shhhh it's a secret. No it isn't. I'm awesome.
Like theatre? I like acting, but I love it when Johnny Depp does it. And Broadway is my bread and butter. Wicked is my life. L-I-F-E.
Favorite movie ...I don't have to answer that. But if I did? Probably Constantine or The Princess Bride or Cinderella or... Life with Mikey. haha
Do you smoke? Yes.Legally, now. GO TURNING 18!I AM JUST TOO COOL FOR YOU LAME FUCKTARDS.
Do drugs? No. Dumb Question.
Drink Alcohol Nope. It's gross. and since Frans pissed himself, getting drunk has lost any appeal to me. Maybe pissing myself in public isn't something I'm too keen on. I'm so WACKY.
In typical highschool stereotypes, what would you say your friends are? shit. no, I mean they are punks(blech)/emo kids(and they can get really annoying... ie:Tyler AND MICH jkjkjk)and yeah. nerds. my friends are all a bit nerdy... even in their rockin'-awesome hXc manner.
In a boy/girl
eyes ...green. No, brown. I'm so original. but I am.. since there are so few answers for this. Could I put orange and it be plausible? I like brown eyes, but only on some people. Not many can pull it off.
hair black. but not on Kiefer. I hate his hair black. stupid fucker. I always liked curly brown hair...(ie: Leonard, Tyler and Jonny)
music ...it matters. a lot. if you like HIM I FUCKING HATE YOU. If you like Atreyu and Thursday I love you. Because you're Jon.
Drugs, smoke, drink? doesn't matter, as long as they 1- don't lie about it and 2- DON'T GO, GET HIGH AND WASTED AND START DATING OTHER GIRLS. sound familiar? well it FUCKING SHOULDN'T. (story of my life)
what do you feel a relationship should be based on? ...couldn't tell you. everything sounds cliche. and I hate being repetitive. But... kisses and a few lies, honesty about the right things, compliments, phone calls, fishy faces, giggles, hand-holding, back-popping, good sex and cigarettes. Now we play a game. One of these is not like the rest...

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