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VK Fail

Nothing Is True. Everything's Permitted

About Me

I work as a video editor for a television production company, making sports programmes, mostly adventure races, triathlons and powerboat racing.
It's not art but I get a fair amount of creative freedom so it's not all bad.
I have a beautiful, incredible fiancee called Becky :)
My favourite time of day is when the sky is just starting to lighten up through until the sun's up. There's an incredible peace and stillness.
But my favourite time of year is autumn.
I prefer cold weather to hot weather, especially windswept rainy autumn days. God, I sound like a girl...
To remedy that, I also like beer.
Having recently directed a short, i'm hoping to start regular productions and just keep myself directing
'Well, I was drunk the day my Mom got out of prison,
And I went to pick her up in the rain,
But before I could get to the station in my pick-up truck,
She got runned over by a damned old train'
I love Achewood (www.achewood.com)
...and finally, in the words of John Prine
'Have you ever noticed
When you're feeling really good
There's always a pigeon
That'll come shit on your hood
Or you're feeling your freedom
And the world's off your back
Some cowboy from Texas
Starts his own war in Iraq'

My Interests

Look at the lists. And being outside in the fresh air.
And all things Japanese.

"The Dude abides. I don't know about you, but I take comfort in that."

I'd like to meet:

Look at my lists of music, film and books

I'd love to have a conversation with Loudon Wainwright III and Will Oldham.

I'd like to meet this man...

...and Blair, so I can jab him in the eye with a rusty, shit covered nail

Music:



Jesu, Godflesh, Eyehategod, Johnny Cash,
Miles Davis, Last Train Home, Clutch,
Ennio Morricone, Angelo Badalamenti,
Napalm Death, Aphex Twin,
The Angelic Process, Evoken,

Swans, New Model Army, Desmond Dekker,
Bonnie Prince Billy, Hank Williams, Sonic Youth,
Robert Johnson, Akron/Family, Michael Nyman,
The Cramps,King Tubby, Unfold, Bongzilla,
Joe Hisaishi, Emmylou Harris,
Loudon Wainwright III, The Meteors,

Godspeed You Black Emperor, Neurosis,
Future Sound of London, The Quakes
Life of Agony, Lungfish, DJ Shadow,
Death, Ozric Tentacles, Carter Family,
Bjork, Angels of Light, Pogues, Michael Gira,
Stan Getz, Warren Zevon, Saul Williams,
Fugazi, Mono ( The japanese band),

Skatalites, Leadbelly, Eels, Cathedral,
David Bowie, Loretta Lynn, Iron Maiden,
Hank Williams III, Ella Fitzgerald, Grandaddy,
Pink Floyd, Revolting Cocks
Sleep, Halo, Isis, 16 Horsepower
The Clash, Joe Strummer, Bruno Nicolai
Nick Cave, Joy Division, Unsane,
Pearl Jam, Billie Holiday, Burning Spear,

Lynyrd Skynyrd, Tom Waits, Dead Kennedys,
Sigur Ros, Gene Clark,Red Snapper
Reverend Bizarre, Dresden Dolls,
Portishead, Pelican, The Handsome Family
Bohren & Der Club of Gore, Willie Nelson,
Charles Mingus, John Prine, Stinking Lizaveta,
Townes Van Zandt, Hawkwind.

And way more...

"Ah, fuck it, Dude. Let's go bowling."

Movies:

'I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion.
I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate.
All those moments will be lost in time,
like tears in rain.
Time to die.'

Sergio Leone,
Harmony Korine - Gummo
Julien Donkey-Boy,
Sonatine (Anything by Takeshi Kitano),
Bladerunner,
David Lynch,
Akira Kurosawa,
Wong Kar Wai,
Coen Brothers
Jim Jarmusch
Peter Greenaway,
Ken Loach
Abel Ferrara,
Most movies starring Clint Eastwood,
esp. Kelly's Heroes, Where Eagles Dare,
Dirty Harry and Any Which Way But Loose
Monty Python
Samurais, Humphrey Bogart, Takeshi Miike,Atanarjuat

Chan Wook Park, James Cagney, Sunset Boulevard,
most Hitchcock, Story of Ricky, La Haine,

Ghost in The Shell, Priscilla Queen of The Desert,
Rudeboy, Made in Britain, Battle of Algiers,
Nil by Mouth, Withnail & I, Straight to Hell,

Bubba Ho-Tep, The Breakfast Club
(oh, come on, who doesn't?), The Pledge, Badlands,
City of Lost Children, Dark City, Code 46
Weekend, Hard Boiled, Pi,

Wild Zero, GI Samurai,
Spring, Summer, Autumn, Winter... and Spring
Zombies :)
"Jesus."
"You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus."

Television:

I haven't had TV for months, but either used to enjoy these or own them on DVD

Twin Peaks
MPD-Psycho
Monty Python
Samurai Jack
Births, Marriages and Deaths
(Three parter on BBC2,
i think, a while back)
The Young Ones
Bottom
The Thick of It
Alan Partridge
Saxondale
Time Trumpet

"C'mon, you're being very un-Dude..."

Books:

JG Ballard, Jeff Noon, Jack Kerouac,
William S Burroughs
Haruki Murakami, Michael Moorcock,
Patrick McCabe, Philip K. Dick,
James Ellroy, Kurt Vonnegut,
Hunter S Thompson, William Gibson,
Michael Marshall Smith, Hubert Selby Jr,
Raymond Chandler, Margaret Atwood,
Yukio Mishima
Gabriel Garcia Marquez, H.P. Lovercraft
Hagakure, Confederacy of Dunces,
Out by Natsuo Kirino,
Blood Meridian by Cormac McCarthy,
The Tin Drum by Gunther Grass
The Ascent of Rum Doodle by W.E. Bowman
Under The Volcano by Malcolm Lowry
Projections series

...and a series of novels written about
the Man With No Name from the Leone westerns,
as literature they are absolute gash
but they make for an ace pulp read

"Everything's a fucking travesty with you, man!"

Heroes:

The first person to send me
video evidence of themselves lamping
El Presidente Blair

Joe Strummer
Jello Biafra
Ken Loach
Ian Mackaye
Kurt Vonnegut

"Walter, I love you, but sooner or later, you're gonna have to face the fact that you're a goddamned moron."

My Blog

Bonnie Prince Billy

I'm going to see Bonnie Prince Billy on Thursday.I'm going to see Bonnie Prince Billy on Thursday.I'm going to see Bonnie Prince Billy on Thursday.And you, most likely, are not. Aha.Will Oldham, aka B...
Posted by VK Fail on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 05:25:00 PST

Roller Coaster Ghosts

Just came across this page of pictures of an abandoned amusement park.No idea where it is but I'd love too see it in person.Dressed in my Scooby Doo costume of course......
Posted by VK Fail on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 03:52:00 PST

Robert Altman

Yesterday was a terrible day for film and film fans, Robert Altman, director extraordinaire passed away.Always described as a maverick, iconoclastic, rebellious etc, he truly was a man who did his own...
Posted by VK Fail on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 03:41:00 PST

Gene Pitney

I'd forgotten how good Gene Pitney was.Having decided to spend my afternoon listening to 'blues' as a genre on my Media Player, I discovered that Gene Pitney was erroneously tagged as Blues, so to my ...
Posted by VK Fail on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 05:09:00 PST

No Sleep 'til Bristol

W00t! Tickets booked for Motorhead at the Colston Hall, Bristol :D Motorhead are a huge gap in my gig list and I can't feckin' wait.  Unfortunately we left it late for booking tickets and have ...
Posted by VK Fail on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 06:36:00 PST

Roanoke, Virginia

Finally getting round to posting a few pics from my trip to Roanoke.They're not the most fantastic of pics because i took them using the camera in my phone buit it gives you an idea.Getting up into th...
Posted by VK Fail on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 07:02:00 PST

Life Predicted by Music

Hello, long time no blog.Now, I think this is the first time I've actually bothered to even read one of these bulletins, but I was waiting for something to render at work so I filled it out.  And...
Posted by VK Fail on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 08:56:00 PST

Crying while Eating (Edit)

Tears in my foodStrangely compellingBeautifully sadBizarrely upliftingSo far I can particularly recommend Tom the pizza crust guy and Amos the meatball manI should probably add, I may be finding it mo...
Posted by VK Fail on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 04:13:00 PST

The Sweet Sounds of Cowboys in Horror

I've recently managed to get hold of a load of old Italian horror and western soundtracks, including some by the incomparable Ennio Morricone, who most people are at least aware of, if not the huge fa...
Posted by VK Fail on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 06:28:00 PST

Once more a Boy

I've managed to avoid getting any from of haircut for the best part of a year and a half, apart from one slight trim I went from mohawk to shoulder length hair.This wasn't through any real desire to h...
Posted by VK Fail on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 08:54:00 PST