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Rocketcandy Johnson

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About Me

hey. My Screen Name on AIM is waytoomanyhumans MyGen Profile Generator

My Interests

thinking, trainspotting, yo-yo's, wearing a tuxedo, Richard Brautigan, the good stuff, darwinism, existentialism, the tao, instant karma, girls who play dress up, poetry, halloween, george bush, a horses ass, jeff corwin, steve urwin(crikey!), english accents, swedish accents, any accent, japanese film art and culture, peices of eight?, astrology, Muzaques Reneau(god bless his soul), jesus, dinosaurs, Mexico, the jews, white people, hindu culture and religion, coffee, linguistics, talking cockroach typewriters, rub some on my lips why don't ya! yeah, there you go.

Music:

The GOOD STUFF: Bad Brains, Bad Religion, the Beatles, Beck, Ludwig Van Beethoven, Berlioz, Big Black, Boredoms, Butthole Surfers, Buzzcocks, Captain Beefheart, CCR, the Clash, Cramps, Crass, Crucifucks, the Cure, Damned, Danzig, Dead Kennedys, Depeche Mode, Descendents, Dinosaur Jr, Faith No More, Fear, Flaming Lips, Flipper, Frogs, Fugazi, Gun Club, Guitar Wolf, Husker Du, Joy Division, Lead Belly, Led Zeppelin, Meat Puppets, Melvins, Mindless Self Indulgence, Minor Threat, Minutemen, Misfits, Mission of Burma, Mr. Bungle, Mudhoney, My Bloody Valentine, New Order, Nirvana, Operation Ivy, Mike Patton, Pink Floyd, Pogues, Primus, Prince, Radiohead, Ramones, Rancid, REM, Rites of Spring, Rudimentary Peni, Samhain, Slint, Smashing Pumpkins, the Smiths, Sonic Youth, Son of Sam, Stooges, Igor Stravinsky, They Might Be Giants, Tiger Army, Tod Snider, Void, Tom Waits, the Who, X, Frank Zappa, Zwan. the The's. the They's.

Movies:

Life as a House, A Clockwork Orange,Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Drowning Mona, The Life Aquatic, Ichi the Killer, Dead Alive, Jacob's Ladder, I Heart Huckabees................................................... ......................

Television:

rots your brain

Books:

The Da Vinci Code, Cat's Cradle, Slaughterhouse Five, Hocus Pocus, Jannisaries, Enders Game, Breakfast of Champions, Welcome to the Monkey House, God Bless You Dr Kavorkian, The Dharma Bums, Brave New World, The Hitchihers Guide to the Galaxy, Resturaunt at the End of the Universe, Life, the Universe and Everything, So Long and Thanks for All the Fish, Mostly Harmless, The Great Gatsby, A Clockwork Orange, Angels and Demons. Right now I've got myself knee deep in Dan Brown, Anthony Burgess, Jack Kerouac, and Mark Z. Daneilewski.

Heroes:

Captain Planet.

My Blog

Hack Day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Today is Hack Day! From now until 12:00 tonight hack on people all you like!!! Hack and be Merry!!!!! Yaaaaayyyy! Skyler Frederick is a piece of shit lunchl lady bitch! Dom is a fag! Andrew Vigery is ...
Posted by Rocketcandy Johnson on Fri, 16 Dec 2005 01:26:00 PST

Pick a Band Name

Pick one and tell me whick one you like best. 1. The Dick Nixons 2. The Blue Eyed Floozies  ( a floozie is a cheap prostitute) 3. Coconut Nuts 4. The The's 5. Queens R Us 6.Space Dinosaurs 7. Luc...
Posted by Rocketcandy Johnson on Sun, 27 Nov 2005 02:15:00 PST

Japanese Waitress

"Our waitress doesn't appear to be very bright," I said, trying to fit a sushi roll between my chopsticks. "but i bet she can do math like a BEAST."
Posted by Rocketcandy Johnson on Tue, 15 Nov 2005 01:44:00 PST

what the fudge is a blog?

Blogs are gay..................
Posted by Rocketcandy Johnson on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST