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Jeff

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About Me

I'm just an easy going, laid back guy who likes to make people laugh. I like to play poker, golf and hang out with my daughter. Bring it on...I'm the King of one-liners and comebacks...so don't talk trash.

My Interests

Spending time with my daughter, poker, golf, relaxing, hanging out with friends. I don't watch too much tv as there just isn't enough time! I'm an old school snowboarder, but it's been a while since I've gone. Back in the day...go big or go home.

I'd like to meet:

Well, I've finally met my future wife, so that's a major goal that has been accomplished. Oh, I'd like to meet a few cool people to hang out with in the greater West Valley area of Phoenix.One other person who'd I'd like to meet (again) is my brother...I didn't get to talk to him for a couple of years before he passed away. Danny...you rule!!!I'd also like to meet a couple of sports stars and a professional poker player or two.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: El Presidente
Birthday: January 30, 1969
Current Location: Litchfield Park, Arizona
Eye Color: Green
Hair Color: What hair?
Height: 6-0
Right Handed or Left Handed: Both...
Your Heritage: German & Slovac
The Shoes You Wore Today: didn't wear any, but usually Airwalks or Sketchers
Your Weakness: Brunettes...oh, er, I mean chocolate & peanut butter
Your Fears: The river card in poker & my daughter getting hurt
Your Perfect Pizza: Anchovies & sausage
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Convince the world that McDonalds is the #1 cause of diarrhea
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Phuck You...seriously, that's it
Thoughts First Waking Up: where's my coffee
Your Best Physical Feature: phuck, I don't know...my eyes???
Your Bedtime: When I get tired
Your Most Missed Memory: kickin with my best friend in San Diego
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Phuck that shit...they both give me the runs
Single or Group Dates: Sure
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither
Chocolate or Vanilla: Neither
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee...no foo foo drinks for this guy
Do you Smoke: Sometimes
Do you Swear: Phuck yeah
Do you Sing: Phuck no
Do you Shower Daily: Absolutely
Have you Been in Love: I've stepped in it a few times...slippery and smelly, but worth showering in tomato juice
Do you want to go to College: No
Do you want to get Married: Yes
Do you belive in yourself: Yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: gawd...are you serious? I'm phuckin Rico Suave
Are you a Health Freak: No
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes...they're the coolest
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes, except when I get hit by lightning
Do you play an Instrument: Yes...drums
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No...does being high on life count?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Phuck no...that's nasty
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No
In the past month have you been on Stage: No...what kind of stupid question is that?
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Jezez H...are you serious...No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: Oh yeah
Ever been called a Tease: LOL...yes
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: Yes...in grade school
How do you want to Die: WTF...I don't know...
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Phuckin dumb question
What country would you most like to Visit: Australia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green
Favourite Hair Color: Brunette
Short or Long Hair: medium-long
Height: 5-7ish
Weight: HWP
Best Clothing Style: Relaxed
Number of Drugs I have taken: Sure...
Number of CDs I own: 30?
Number of Piercings: None
Number of Tattoos: 5
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 1...didn't say goodbye to my brother before he died

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Music:

NOFX, Metallica, Green Day, Tiger Army, Pennywise, Slightly Stoopid, Queensryche...pretty much anything rock/punk, Beastie Boys, Dr. Dre.

Movies:

I don't watch too many movies, but Shawshank Redeption is cool, SpaceBalls, most comedies.

Television:

Seinfeld, Jackass, Viva La Bam, poker, pro and college football

Books:

I don't read too many books, other than stories at bedtime with my daughter.

Heroes:

Wow...hmmm...my parents, Ferris Bueller, Jimbo Ellefson. Oh yeah...anybody who kicks my boss's ass...Tito...did you hear that???

My Blog

Tag

Every person starts with 7 random facts/habits about themselves. People who are tagged need to write their own blog with their own 7 things, as well as these rules. At the end of your blog, tag seven ...
Posted by Jeff on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 07:41:00 PST

Just Chillin...

I'm just kickin back, playin poker (again) and am thinking about how fuckin glad I am that I moved to Arizona.  It only rains at night, I love my job, my new house, and my daughter is really doin...
Posted by Jeff on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 10:50:00 PST

I found a non-burger flipping job

Well, after having a 3 month vacation, I'll once again be working for the man.  Interestingly my new job pays WAY more than the LBC (so does McDonalds) and with it comes a lot less responsib...
Posted by Jeff on Mon, 15 May 2006 11:19:00 PST

Unemployment

Jezuz H...I thought being unemployed would be kinda cool, but when the weather SUCKS for two weeks in a row, this crap get's kinda boring.  Can't play outside...too flippin cold and wet.  Oh...
Posted by Jeff on Sat, 11 Mar 2006 10:29:00 PST