Its like having two cocks...if one of your cocks could kill somebody |
"The Police don't just jump in there waving their sticks about like idiots, you know? They have rules...""Rule 1 is strike the knees first....""Rule 2 is once the foe is grounded, it's time to strike ...
Posted by on Sun, 27 Jan 2008 13:30:00 GMT |
old skool |
when i was at first school i used to gel my hair in the style of Hitler and think that i looked good....i was only 7 though and had no idea who Adolf Hitler was at the time, i was just trying to impr...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 15:53:00 GMT |
why, oh why...? |
I killed a fly earlier....with my bare hands. I didn't even give a second thought about his family or anything...I'm a monster
Posted by on Sat, 23 Jun 2007 07:55:00 GMT |
change of plan... |
liquid is shite...Qi ain't really that much better. so i've decided i'm never goin out again...ever. so i give anyone reads this (if ever they see me out on the town in future) the permission to kick ...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 07:14:00 GMT |
"you goin to Logan's tonight, mate?" |
If me and my good friend cory opened a bar in mansfield, would everyone come?bah, who am i kidding? course you would...it'd be the best bar in all the land and we'd get trained silver-back gorillas to...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 06:17:00 GMT |
not cool... |
kids who wet themselves at first school just to get felt up by the hottest teacher there...not coolkeep your eyes peeled for another exciting installment of scott's 'not cool...' series
Posted by on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 18:56:00 GMT |
alcohol is bad.... |
ok i haven't updated this crappy crap crud thing for ages so now i'm gonna. Well at 2pm on saturday i met my friend in town and by 3pm i was in a pub and then a few of my other friends come down i bou...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Apr 2005 17:59:00 GMT |
Blink-182: Exclusive Tour Edition |
I've just purchased the new tour edition of blink's self-titled album and you'd never of guessed it but, all the songs are exactly the same! . but you get a free dvd with it which makes me happy . eve...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Dec 2004 07:01:00 GMT |
Taxi - "Daaaaaayymmnnnn!" |
erm well i saw the new film, Taxi, the other day and well it is without a doubt the biggest pile of crap i have ever seen at a cinema. i swear the people in the film must of said "daaaaaayymmmnnnn!" ...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Nov 2004 10:23:00 GMT |
Alien vs Predator: a predator that cares... |
how lame is the storyline to alien vs predator? what happened to the original predator that ate meat and killed people for fun? no this one helps you if you 'cooperate' with him and then a normal woma...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Nov 2004 00:14:00 GMT |
