Captain Scarecrow <3's Sandwiches (BDC)

Bleh....how to not sound like an idiot. Well...I guess I'm off to a bad start...anyways, Whats good? I'm Will. Full time worker, part time sleeper. My life is an inside joke, no lie. Family and friends come before myself, even if i get hurt in the process. I make fun of bulletins, especially the "a real boyfriend would do this," mostly because theyre put up by people who 1. guys who arent that way they're just trying to make themselves look better so they can get in your pants. and 2. girls who say that thats what they want, but wind up dating the dickheads anyway. So really, whats the point? And yes, I AM that guy mentioned in the bulletins. I'm bringing chivalry back, when girls hearts were won by smooth moves and kind hearts, not dirtbags who lie cheat and steal. Most likely the nicest guy youll ever meet, or so ive been told. I can be you worst nightmare. I only give respect to people that deserve it, not because youre elderly or high in the populous. Metal and hardcore for life, rap by night, and emo on those days when the other stuff just isnt working with the emotion. Larger than life, bigger than you, all around best hug giver, and has the softest hair you'll ever touch, guaranteed. I will actually put money on it that i have the softest hair ever. Its been tested time and time again, and i always win. I have the body of a god. really i do. i mean, Buddha is a god, no? Culinary School graduate of Sullivan County Community College. I still watch cartoons on a daily basis, keeps me young. Im pretty sure that every drive through person hates me, and I leave random people on the side of the road guessing who i am. My music is always loud, whatever it is. I sing songs at the top of my lungs, and no im not going to be america's next idol, at all. Will laughing is a wonderful thing. Adored by friends-moms-friends everywhere because of my smile and pearly whites sen. I say sen a lot. I am straight pirate. The most feared in the tri-stated area, soon new england. They wont even know what fucking hit them. Im a character. the hardest person to reach ever. Always willing to hang out for the most part. I dont show up to anyones house with out being invited. I cant walk into someone house without first knocking on the door, i make tons of cds, and have plenty of road trip ones. I love having a good time. Shyest guy of all time, hands down. I tend to walk away from my problems and ignoring them, that is if it involves another person. Chances are, if we're not getting along, you wont hear from me, for at least 6 months. My bestfriend is a girl, and yes im straight, i swear. yeah i know...it is hard to believe sometimes. But shes like a little sister.my other best friend is my brother from another mother...and hands down...one of the coolest people ive ever met...even if he is afraid of my mom...mook... i use the word mook a lot...im a little kid at heart...i love to cook...and i love making people dinner at random...message me with directions...and i will show up to your house to make you foodanyways...if youd like to talk the aim is always up Wakeme4myfuneralor message me...whatever