"The Helper T-Cells World Tour 2008 - An Even BIGGER Bigger Bang"
We're really doing it! Our first ever world tour! I wanted to say something here about "squirting our milk all over the stage" but Zach though it sounded creepy. So lets just say we'll be "spreading our stink all across this great nation" instead. That's less creepy, right? It's definitely less creepy than "shaving my grandma bald and force feeding her buckets of bear fur". Whoa, forget about that last one. Also, we do kids shows.
And if anyone has any Muscle Men or Battle Beasts that they don't want, we are certainly willing to trade for merch at our shows. Even though gas money would probably be important since we're driving all over the world. But childhood memories are worth so much more than a measly $5.00 a gallon. Oh, and Zach wants G.I. Joes. Keep that in mind. ;)
