About Me

Quick witted, fun to be around, tall , charming , intelligent and anyone who knows me who reads this will now think me a liar of the first order! lolONE WAY CONVERSATIONS SUCK ASSMy all time pet hate is when I message people who are on my friends list and they read the message and don't message back!! It irritates the pants off me!Seriously chilled out and laid back guy looking for friends from around the world! .. -- title bars --.. -- network banner --
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My Interests

Football, Telemark skiing, chilling on the beach, climbing, having fun with friends and general mayhem!Photography, cinema, pub and general arsing about!a href=http://www.glitter-graphics.com title='Myspace Graphics'div style="position:absolute;z-index:9;top:0px;left:0px;border-w idth:0px;"
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I'd like to meet:

Anyone with a quick wit and a sense of humour!!!!! Preferably without broken fingers so they can answer their messages!!
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Music:

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Any indie, punk, ska, northern soul, motown and really pretty much all the rest!

Movies:

Anything with car chases, explosions, good looking women, guns and very little storey line so i can go out and replenish my food stocks! Old war films like a Bridge to far, Ice cold in Alex, Guns of Naverone!

Television:

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Books:

This royal throne of kings, this sceptred isle, This earth of majesty, this seat of Mars, This other Eden, demi-paradise, This fortress built by Nature for herself Against infection and the hand of war, This happy breed of men, this little world, This precious stone set in the silver sea, Which serves it in the office of a wall Or as a moat defensive to a house, Against the envy of less happier lands,-- This blessed plot, this earth, this realm, this England.

Heroes:

Founder of Starbucks!!Salutes you fella!

My Blog

Things I like and things I dont

Things! Top ten things i like! 1- Banana milkshake 2- Starbucks mmmmmmmm starbucks!!! 3- Manchester Utd ---Going draw some flak on that methinks 4- People who do what they say they are ...
Posted by john on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 07:18:00 PST

The difference between men and women!

The Difference Between Men and Women ... Body: NICKNAMESIf Laura, Suzanne, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Suzanne, Kate and Sarah.If Mike, Charlie, Dave and John...
Posted by john on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 01:48:00 PST

My Favourite quotes

He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire. Sir Winston Churchill When you have got an elephant by the hind leg, and he is trying to run away, it's best to let him run. ...
Posted by john on Sun, 27 Aug 2006 07:36:00 PST

Advantages of being a man!

1. Your last name stays put. 2. The garage is all yours. 3. Wedding plans take care of themselves. 4. Chocolate is just another snack. 5. You can be president. 6. You can wear a white T-shirt to a wa...
Posted by john on Sat, 26 Aug 2006 10:25:00 PST

What a dream girl would say!

1. I'll swallow it all . . . I love the taste. 2. Are you sure you've had enough to drink? 3. I'm bored. Let's shave my pussy! 4. Oh come on, what do ya say we get a good porno movie, a case of beer,...
Posted by john on Sat, 26 Aug 2006 10:22:00 PST

Rules for women!

1. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up put it down. 2. Don't cut your hair. Ever. 3. Don't make us guess. 4. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to...
Posted by john on Sat, 26 Aug 2006 10:17:00 PST

Things that are hard to say drunk!

Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk... a) Innovative b) Preliminary c) Proliferation d) Cinnamon Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk... a) Specificity b) British ...
Posted by john on Sat, 26 Aug 2006 10:05:00 PST

LADIES IF YOU DONT WANT TO KNOW THE ANSWERS DONT ASK THESE!

The five questions are: 1 - "What are you thinking?" 2 - "Do you love me?" 3 - "Do I look fat?" 4 - "Do you think she is prettier than me?" 5 - "What would you do if I died?" What makes these question...
Posted by john on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 09:35:00 PST

More rules!

If Men Were to Rewrite "The Rules"Rule # 1 Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after seven days.Rule # 2 If we say something that...
Posted by john on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 09:31:00 PST

I didnt understand women now i have a handy guide lol

Women's English What They Say What They Mean Yes No No Yes Maybe No I'm sorry. You'll be sorry. We need I want It's your decision The correct decision should be obvious by now. Do what you w...
Posted by john on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 08:43:00 PST