Dave fists god

My Likes:- Being scared, scaring people, David Lynch, music, films, cult cinema, world cinema, reading, writing, books, old soccer am, playing music, Russell brand, stale pastries, red, black, white, grey, flirting, sex, good graffiti, making music, travelling, comedy programs, laughing, making people laugh, stand up comedy, museums, having fun, Radiohead - Scotch mist, drinking, spoof films, the horror that is MTVs current programs (sweet sixteen, made, hogan knows best, etc.), the scariness of mind control, the music played at the finale of last of the Mohicans, Eugene Hutz, big boobs, analogue, roses marmalade, sobranis, davidoffs, cristal, dancing, good quality music videos, boxer shorts that have a good elastic wasteband, Medieval age, Tim woodcock from bargain hunt, games night, total darkness, the beach, google, ebay, massive bookshelves, really good quality vodka, haunted places, really beautiful girls singing voices, the word ‘wasp’, heroes, lettuce, digital, fractal art, stimulating mong outs, Armando Iannucci, snoozy pillows, walking about, watching people puke, video games, really shit movies, peanut butter, toast, lists, parties, gatherings, Victorian age, Reading festival, Tom and Jerry, Bloo, Jerry Jackson, Sabu, dreams, Matthew Perry, top hats, Stone Cold Steve Austin, robots, robot jokes, architecture, art, industrial, Danish pastries, videotapes, board games, proper Turkish kebabs, scaletrix, theme parks, roller coasters, burger sauce, air drumming/lap drumming, gigs, filming, drawing, castles, dragons den, epic-ness, soundscapes, rockin’ out, Blackadder, raw music, taking photos, well raw looking things, time signature changes, quoting, glitches, the smoking ban, direction, the history channel, the discovery channel, skiing, viz, history, the guardian, silly hats, fake facial hair, London, trying to get an understanding, giving gifts, fps, rts, youtube, creativity, zoos, water, boobs, bitcrusher, apples, wimpy, all nighters, teamp pc, off beat, on beat, showers, Ross on the latter episodes of friends, Mad Kev, top gear, Steve Irwin, spicy foods, 80’s/90’s cartoons, chilies, driving range, cutting edge/body shock/etc, driving, constantly learning, Stephen Fry, Zucker/Zucker/Abrahams, necessary swearing, harsh humour, church organs, faerie tales, sushi, curry, curry night, letting blood, tattoos, making people cards, getting moths lean, originality, going on adventures and of course having BARE fat wanks…
Things are, you know, like ‘alright’:- shopping, bluewater, ice cream, subbuteo, weed, smoking, drugs, acoustic guitars, coats, Christmas, life, msn, myspace, tents, mobile phones, pretty much everything else that’s not above/below...
Hmm.. ‘Dislikes!’ :- Really random long bits of body hair, body hair, glitter, my family (the program), my hero (the program), strong cheese, pot pourri, genital diseases, Jamie T at Reading 07, any kind of celebratory card, fat masses of pubic hair, majority of local bands, racism, fascism, homophobia, sexism, ageism, stereotyping, andi mcdowell, carlys cups/mugs, blemishes, commercialism, sinus pains, funfairs that lie and say they are theme parks, mannequins, sponge getting rubbed against carpet, two pints of larger and a packet of crisps (the program), nazi’s, oppression, bling, snake baby, half naked blokes at gigs, gig beer, fake tans, really heavy tans, working mans clubs, builders bums, bitters, stupid people, greasy hair, wasting money, poor money management, no goals, no direction, English people singing in thick American accents, debt, velvet, the view of the English by Americans, car crashes, getting done over, people who think they have a great view on politics by saying ‘down with *enter name of whoever is in power*’, cock rock, atticus, famous, power metal, generic R n B, kia, yellow teeth, smelly fingers, fungal growths, cottage cheese, smelly people, long nails, people whose idea of a babies name sounds like a slang word for 'cock', crooked manky teeth, crumbs in a bed, crusty socks, dog shit, that raping scream foxes give off when they are getting dicked, closing your eyes on roller coasters, mosquitoes, double chins, goals soccer centre, wasting time on people, girls with no arses, girls with no boobs, men, women, annoying old people, exhaustion, inconsiderate young people, generally out of touch middle aged people, smokey hair, smokey clothes, the smell of puke, pubic louses, ale, the way in which we all conform and obey, the lack of knowing about our world that many people (including myself) have, Miskin, slipping on dog shit, cheap pizzas, not being able to take a shit in the end cubicle of public toilets, plain/normal people, selfishness, communism, Dunhill cigarettes, self adoring, when animals scream, nasty self worshiping acts, girls that fuck with men’s minds and play them like fools, people so set on their own introversion they are pricks, guys that treat girls like shit, people that cause disgusting amounts of nasty embarrassment to another, roadkill, long head bmxers, needy people, bluewater pizza hut, people afraid to think for themselves, liars, the bitch off of car booty, my birthday, hotrocks, moths, roy chubby brown, really really low jeans, itchy facial hair, headaches, reading festival ticket scams, the standard really naff songs that get played at sporting events, people who try and be your mate, people who get set in their ‘ways’, sugary cereal, people worrying about things they don’t need to worry about, people crying, girls crying, the fact some long head made a facebook group up about Neil Buchanan dying, …