good times and fun people
Club and Venue Owners interested in having us play. Other bands. Any and all fans. And. . . of course, your daughters, your sisters, your moms, your girlfriends, your wifes, as well as that hot midget with the wooden leg that lives down the block !
Anything that dosen't sux.
Zeek "when entered in his 'get stupid' contests", CW "the goat farmer", Alice In Chains "for his babysitting skills", Lil Ozzy "for having small hands", The Col. " for being so plump.