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Bartosz

You can't fake the rack, if you're a male deer.

About Me

Hmm, I was born in Poland in '83. Since then I've heard about a trillion polish jokes, but every once in a while, I hear a new one. It really is one of the greatest things about being polish. Every new person I meet immediately wants to entertain me.Next, how did I get here? My parents emigrated here in '88. Settled in Watervliet. Once here I was forced to attend Catholic school. I did the whole altar boy thing. My crowning achievement is that the meanest disciplinarian tuxedo wearing penguin called me a "creature". I miss Sister Jones, ...like I miss the dentist. I left St. Brigid's when we moved to North Colonie. Things were pretty uneventful until High School. Notably senior year. Since then my life has been anything but ordinary, and it just gets stranger... Get Your Own! | View Slideshow

My Interests

Currently I've been keeping my nose in the books. My psychology textbook, sociology textbook, The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich, Brave New World, The Count of Monte Cristo, to name the most recent. I coach wrestling at my old high school. I'm really the one doing most of the learning.. My patience and self control will be my most prominent characteristics before the season is over. The only sport I follow is the UFC. I like watching the fighters progress. I have pipe dreams of conquering the octagon. I find it very difficult to stay away from parties. I love getting sloppy drunk and making horrible decisions. A shining example would be the DWI I aquired over the summer of '05. What's worse was the decision to open my mouth and say to the arresting officer, "I know Mike McNulty, and he'll have your job by the morning." ... Yeah that won me the orange jumpsuit, and the free stay the luxurious Schenectady County Correctional Facility. To date I've been keeping myself busy enough for those occurances not to happen again. Althought I've had much intervention by friends. Thanks, goes out to you.

I'd like to meet:

I don't want to just meet him, I want to make lifelong friends with this guy... .. .. width="425" height="350" .. .. width="425" height="350" ..I'm angry....CRAZY ATTACK!!! ASSAAAA!!!..

Music:

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Movies:

City of God

Television:

I don't watch much television, but I try not to miss any Ultimate Fighting. The Octagon is the modern day Roman Coliseum."There is, in life, no greater spectacle, than the spectacle of death."This is as close as it gets.And this... .. width="425" height="350" ..

Heroes:

AHNULD!!! For his ability to rise from nothing. My parents, for teaching me the meaning of unconditional love.

My Blog

we'll see

"Every little step we take, breaks the dreams of a warpig itching to restitch the seams...It's the simple things in life that turn the peasants into leaders and we know the differences between the wal...
Posted by Bartosz on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 10:51:00 PST

The events of the night before

    So, was feeling frustrated. Called up some people, and went out for a drink.     Had a single drink, puffed on a little something extra, and was off on my merry way f...
Posted by Bartosz on Wed, 01 Feb 2006 08:38:00 PST