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Cort

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About Me

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"WHEN THE POWER OF LOVE OVERCOMES THE LOVE OF POWER, THE WORLD WILL KNOW PEACE"i enjoy chinese buffets, girls, string cheese, and naked scarf dances. i have a great family, great friends, and a life that is shaping out to be just the way i planned, life is grand.

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My Interests

kelly clarkson, doing the pancake!!!, piercings, tattoos, drinking with my crew,hanging out with the girls, sleeping , cookouts, fishing, movies, music, making bitches brew(vodka, everclear, and few special ingrediants!), road trips, making pimp cups, looking at hot girls, watching tv, eating chinese food, going to NYC!, watching l word, friends, greys anatomy, law and order svu

I'd like to meet:

I LOVE MY BROTHER!!! I LOVE MY SISTER!!!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Cortney N. Emerson
Birthday: 06/09/1985
Birthplace: Lakenheath, England
Current Location: Derby, KS
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Black
Height: 5'6"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty
Your Heritage: German, British, Scottish, Indian
The Shoes You Wore Today: none
Your Weakness: mexican girls
Your Fears: dying alone
Your Perfect Pizza: Meatlovers...hello f'ing amazing
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: come back from cancun alive
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: shut the fuck up
Thoughts First Waking Up: oh hell no
Your Best Physical Feature: my eyes
Your Bedtime: morning
Your Most Missed Memory: the good ole days
Pepsi or Coke: neither...rum and coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: neither...spangles
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: capp.
Do you Smoke: only when i am wasted and even though i dont even know how
Do you Swear: its what i do best
Do you Sing: it might the most glorious thing you'll ever hear
Do you Shower Daily: yes
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: still in it
Do you want to get Married: yes...but i have to go to canada cause its not fucking legal here
Do you belive in yourself: try to
Do you get Motion Sickness: yes very
Do you think you are Attractive: depends
Do you get along with your Parents: no not really
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes and dancing in them of course
Do you play an Instrument: yes fiddle and violin...ya right i am so not that talented
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes of course
In the past month have you Smoked: not that i remember
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: yes a few
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: yes its pretty much my favorite thing
Ever been called a Tease: yes
Ever been Beaten up: yes amanda bites the fuck out of me
Ever Shoplifted: back in the day ya
How do you want to Die: drunk and happy
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: doctor
What country would you most like to Visit: italy
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: green
Favourite Hair Color: brown
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: any just not ginormously bigger than me
Weight: as long as your not like a stick i dont care
Best Clothing Style: girlie
Number of Drugs I have taken: 2
Number of CDs I own: dunno
Number of Piercings: 3
Number of Tattoos: 5
Number of things in my Past I Regret: a few things

CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!LINDSAY STONE---THE WIFEYanyone really, but i like it if you can make me laugh and are a little strange

Music:

EVERYTHING RAY LAMONTAGNE,Bob marley, Pink floyd, The Fray, Tegan and Sarah, The Butchies, Melissa Ferrick, Bitch and Animal,Johnny Casy, Rosie Thomas, Gush, The Murmurs, ani difranco, alanis, 3 doors down, fiona, when i am getting drunk--rap usually puts me in the mood to get down with the get down a lil weezy baby, Everlast, Staind, lifehouse, Hinder umm james blunt, and of course old school 80's like blondie, cyndi lauper, lisa loeb

Movies:

Zoolander, Anchorman, Tommy Boy, Wedding Crashers, A League of their Own, Gia, All Over Me, Taking Lives, Along Came Polly, Old School, Shawshank Redemption, Crash, Mr. and Mrs. Smith, the break up, talledega nights:the ballad of ricky bobby

Television:

The L Word, Greys Anatomy, The Girls Next Door, anything on A&E, Discovery Health Channel, or TLC

Books:

anything by James Patterson, and Chelsea Handler is the funniest bitch alive, you have to read My Horizontal Life, David Sedaris, honestly i am huge nerd and proud of it, i love to read! yah books!

Heroes:

My Family, My Friends, you maybe

My Blog

YO BITCH FILL THIS OUT

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Posted by Cort on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 08:42:00 PST