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About Me

Hello world i'm cheryl! I'm generally a bit of a wild spak, I swear way too much these days, if you don't like then i politely suggest you fuck off! I'm one of a kind you will never ever find a girl like this one...yes this means i have a vagina...but its not accessable to you. I strive on being individual, i dont follow a crowd the crowd follows me and i then run away to mexico... I Will do anything for a laugh especially if it has risk of being caughty by the fuzz! haha...I'm a NATURAL blonde lady, no fake radioactive chip colour shite like the rest of the towns woman... but again i stress this does not therefore mean that im a slut and my fanny is planning world domination and wanting to swallow everything in existance, and i dont think the colour pink is that amazing and barbie is a whore and winnie the pooh is infact a rent boy...I'm Into rock, punk and old skool music but these days i'll listen to most tunes if they got a good beat and has talent unlike ppl like the cheeky girls and basically most pop idol shite!! I love to dance even is i do dance like a whore on crack or as darren says a rat on acid!! I love my friends and would have sex with everyone of them to show my appreiciation but im sure they wouldn't want that haha...One likes reading, BELLY GOATEES is the best feature on a guy shave it and go die im intrested in science, history and the maffia! Anyone whos likes to laugh at life you must join me! lifes to short to be a depressive bastard... emo fever is amongst us ppl fight back!!.... I'm a generally nice person but do have my woman moments unfortunetly lol ....I like sex alot, im a nympho but i'm saving all my tricks for that special guy..... i enjoy studying! I like to be as social as possible, Shopping is a major habit, I love driving around aviators on and all!! I own a peugeot 106 which is the sex called Renegade hes so shiny I can do my make up in it! The occasional drink is nice (cosmopolitian) but i drive way too much these days!! If anyone would like to make any donations, would be appreciated as I can't afford the therapy as of yet!! haha! love peace and chicken grease Chel xxxfound this stars layout at HOT FreeLayouts.com :: MyHotComments

My Interests

Astronomy, Art,History Drama... the world around us in general! doing anything for a chuckle and making people laugh... although usually thats at my expense!! music is quite important to me! Every song has a meaning! my mates are the awesomest people on the planet!.. they make me the madness that i am today!!

I'd like to meet:

Jimmy Carr, The Rock, Mr motivator, Jack Black, Mr T, Jesse Lacey, Pete Townshead, Warren Fitzgerald.. any body thats kinda bit weird/jazzy like this lady(Ish) here! and any good people that are out there and more recently Richard Hammond, isn't he the cutest thing ever, just wanna take him out for walkies and feed him nuts!! :P xxx
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Music:

I have kinda varied over the years....my main love is punk and old skool...The Vandals, Goldfinger, Brand New, The Ramones, The Clash, The Who, Lost Prophets (older stuff) Nine Inch Nails, Beastie Boys, Billy Idol, Guns n roses, Dead Kennedys, The kinks, The cure, The strokes, The hives, Queens of the Stone Age, Jimmy Hendrix, Bullet for my valentine, Coheed and Cambria (Hannah led the way!), Story of the Year, Three Days Grace, Yellowcard, RunDMC, Finch, Dashboard confessionals, Less than Jake, Jesse James, Monaco, Spunge, NOFX, Bowling4soup, Iron maiden, Alice Cooper, Damiem Rice, Oasis, Blur, Pulp, Spineshank, Guns n Roses, Tenacious D are sex! Franz ferdinand are alright i guess!, The Subways, The White Stripes, CKY, AFI, Zebrahead, Cypress Hill, FenixTX, Gob, Hot Action Cop, InMe, No Doubt (older stuff), Nena, Offspring are a just a few....

Movies:

Ghostbusters, Green Mile, Shawshank Redemption, orginal Italian Job, Nightmare before Christmas, Casper (last ones bit lame but i don't care! love ghosts!!)

Television:

Simpsons, The Dresden Files! The 4400, Futurama, Father Ted, Two pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps, Tru Calling, Smack the Pony, Trigger Happy TV, Have I got News for You anything with jimmy carr!!

Books:

For the sins of my father - Albert De Meo Da Vinci Code, Heaven Eyes - David Almond ...i love to read!

Heroes:

The people from our wars who died/fought to save this country! Mr T, and KITT (nightrider car) The vandals! My rents! Jimmy Carr!

My Blog

For my girls....

My girls... you know who y’all are. I love you all too bits and if i could magic myself a donkey penis and look like Mr depp I’d marry every single one of you!! Men are a funny species, t...
Posted by ChellyBaby on Wed, 26 Mar 2008 12:29:00 PST

2008, first thoughts

Well well well 2007 what a year eh?! so many class A memoratos!! big thank you to all my friends who have made this year best yet... what will 2008 bring.. one thing i know is thee chel is off to merr...
Posted by ChellyBaby on Tue, 01 Jan 2008 01:08:00 PST

My Life of Love

I've now, after a few years of being introduced to the male population in a "sex" way, come to the conclusion I am like Quicksave... maybe even Sainsburys if my hair wasn't always a mess.... Men strol...
Posted by ChellyBaby on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 10:06:00 PST

The Town an Why it needs to be Nuked.......

People round here, not all but practically most are PATHETIC!! You're not gangsters, your grade AAA**** knob heads, your not the Crays, your not Al Capone... your as tough as a fucking ...
Posted by ChellyBaby on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 10:20:00 PST

London............

Some people in this life take crack to get there fix, others get so drunk that they show the world there kebab!! Me on the other hand and no, ive never flashed my love below, is the feel for adventure...
Posted by ChellyBaby on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 11:08:00 PST

OMG!!! The Chel is posting a "happy blog" shes on crack!!

Right.........hmmm gonna sound like some christian aid worker doped out on smack but what the hell here it goes.... life is fab, new job, new money, new car which is the sexiest thing ever, still...
Posted by ChellyBaby on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 11:29:00 PST

Ahhh my old website.

http://www.geocities.com/chelz_82/ if your super bored then omg, my mind at 15!! 15 year old me on an internet site with my work experience diary!!! not for kids.... the tourettes ar...
Posted by ChellyBaby on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 12:01:00 PST

Driving

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I'm loving it! sooo chuffed can't get over it! i'm driving like everywhere! my car is my baby, i could have sex with it!! taking the P plates off today as been...
Posted by ChellyBaby on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 09:13:00 PST

Life.. How i've decided its gonna be......

Right.... Tasks for Summer 07 Forget Guys and Penises Exist! Friends and Ann Summers Will Make You Hellva Happier (Mr T ending accent) Don't Drink As** Much...And Drink Responsibly... No More Inj...
Posted by ChellyBaby on Wed, 09 May 2007 05:45:00 PST

Right Tattooage.......

I've decided to get myself a tattoo!! I'm not too sure what to get! I'm considering either my cartoon cat, or maybe the letter 'V' or some kind of wacky star design? anyone got any ideas? votes? opini...
Posted by ChellyBaby on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 01:35:00 PST