Dammit, my ass hurts!! |
My health is not failing, but it's definately getting, like, a D. I sometimes find myself wondering at the fact that I have managed to live to adulthood. It is entirely due to the miracles of modern m...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Aug 2009 19:54:00 GMT |
Elizabeth Goes West |
While driving the other day, I was forced to swerve to avoid a tumbleweed, and it occured to me how much I feel like I am in a completely different country than I started out in. Born and raised in Oh...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Aug 2009 05:04:00 GMT |
To do list: |
*Visit:-Egypt-Australia...-Touch a platypus*Have a dog*Beat Zelda for N64*Work at a Hooters*Get a poem published in the New Yorker
Posted by on Thu, 16 Apr 2009 13:10:00 GMT |
Thoughts on using public computers... |
If you're going to use the library computer lab for the purpose of writing God-awful poetry... Don't make the font enormous so that the girl next to you has to bite her tongue in an effort to ke...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 09:10:00 GMT |
Home is where the kidney is. |
Well, I am home from the hospital. My arms are bruised everywhere because the first IV they put in, it took them 8 tries to find a vein. Then that vein broke, and it took them 4 tries for t...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 15:51:00 GMT |
Life, the Universe, and Everything Else. Kidneys and Timmy too. |
It's officially official... I am dropping out of school for the semester. I am two weeks behind at this point, and next week is not looking any better. That being said, it's a huge load off my mind. I...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 19:28:00 GMT |
So what you wanna do? Shiiiit, I got a pocket full of rubbers and my homeboys do too! |
We've been moving shit out of my apartment all afternoon... We being Doug and Jimmy and I... Because they're super awesome. And and and!!! I found a place to live!!! And I'm living with Sarah!!! And s...
Posted by on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 16:10:00 GMT |
BOOYAH! |
I made my mother look in my throat, and she told me to go to the doctor... So I'm not waiting. I made an appointment for today. :/ I still plan on going out tonight because summer's almost over...
Mi...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 06:17:00 GMT |
Crotch rot damage control. |
Well, I don't have frat Matt's phone number (Jen's random hook up) but I do have his friend Brandon's number... So I took it upon myself to call Brandon and request that he inform Matt that he's proba...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 12:45:00 GMT |
Another must read. |
Jen got drunk, and fucked one of our best friends, who will remain unnamed for his own protection... But (surprise) she did not mention the fact that she thinks she has herpes to him because she hasn'...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 17:28:00 GMT |
