Fortune cookies. They guide my life. |
So...I realized for real this time that every time I get a fortune cookie, whatever it says to me happens. I've been collecting them for a wee bit o' time now and would like to list some of them....
Posted by tomgfoto.net on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 11:13:00 PST |
Maybe the Monkey ate your baby. |
Log: Day 5
After our grooming session, the monkey and I broke into the pirates rum cellar. That is why there is no Log for day 4.
I think I am dying. It might just be a hangover, but I can't move and ...
Posted by tomgfoto.net on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 10:02:00 PST |
Carribean disaster |
Log: Day 3
I think I'm going blind. It must be the milk. I don't even like milk.....Strange.
hmmm, I do like milk with my eggo waffles though.......strange.
I'm hungry. must kill time.
Today I tried t...
Posted by tomgfoto.net on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 08:50:00 PST |
lost in the carribean |
LOG: Day 2The pirates have left me locked up below deck. Between random beatings and constant nibbling on my toes by hungry rats, I seem to find some glimpse of hope. Kermit the frog has been keeping ...
Posted by tomgfoto.net on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 08:41:00 PST |
!!! |
You know you can't put just 2 periods or exclamations or even question marks. 1, is OK. 3, is more emphasis. 4, no good. 5 or more, perfect
ex.1) Fuck yeah, Bitches!!
(it just doesn't look right)
Comp...
Posted by tomgfoto.net on Thu, 16 Feb 2006 09:42:00 PST |
shooting games??? |
What's with all these shooting games to win prizes, like a Motorola Razor and a Video Ipod? I love that shit........I just spent ten minutes shooting at a monster truck.
Posted by tomgfoto.net on Thu, 26 Jan 2006 09:44:00 PST |
