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Jordy

About Me

Perhaps check out my myspace music whatsits at: Lockdown and theboyjordan2
Since I'm too apathetic/pathetic/humble/self conscious to describe myself, I thought I'd give you a insight into my character. Disturbingly accurate, and just downright disturbing, the following are, according to various online questionnaires, my kindred souls in various fields:
- Rock Star: Kurt Kobain - Simpsons character: Marge Simpson - Beer: Heineken - Cheese: Parmesan - Childrens book character: Captain Hook - Taste like: Bread (or, alternatively, alcohol) - Superhero: Iron Man - Supervillain: The Joker (or Dr. Doom. I'm completely not Magneto (bummer) or Catwoman (approved)) - Poetry format: Heroic couplet - Tarot card: The Magician - Horrible Affliction: Rabies - American city: Cleveland - Animal: Unicorn (that's an animal, is it?) - Aura colour: Red (I dispute this) - Video game character: Kung Fu Master (A hidden talent?)(A video game character??) - Stupidity quotient: 2% ...that's the story so far.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

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My Blog

Survival of the preparedest.

'They' (you know...them!) accuse Bear Grylls of cheating for 'surviving' by sleeping in hotels and having a support team, so they make a big deal about putting Les Stroud in a desert with no support t...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Dec 2008 15:09:00 GMT

Cow Punching for beginners

So...it's like this. I figure if Rex Hunt can do it, then I've got a fuckin ripper on me hands:Cow Punching.Discovery is going to snatch this up....Cow PunchingRight? Instead of catching a fish by it'...
Posted by on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 06:48:00 GMT

CATBAT LEGEND REKINDLED IN REMOTE INDIA

CATBAT LEGEND REKINDLED IN REMOTE INDIA New Delhi, IndiaThe Indian Catbat, previously considered extinct, has made an astonishing reappearance for the first time in excess of 150 years in a remote reg...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 05:28:00 GMT

Random observations

I am in my own extended network.Ok, work that one out.Also I have 1 friend.....did I come here to be insulted? What kind of 'community' are we running here anyway? huh?HUH?oh yeah...billy no mates..ok...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Jan 2006 07:21:00 GMT