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Symphonic Shadows
Duane and Brando - LP of Devastation - Zelda 2
"Once upon a time in the land of Hyrule, everyone was okay and everything was cool.
Until the Dark Prince Ganon appeared and said:
*Uuurgh!*
That's right! (Haha!)
And now everything's great!
And it's almost my 16th birthday!
Now all of a sudden I got a mark on my hand.
You must find the Triforce of Courage!
Not again!
Now let's open up the door to the North Palace.
Now I'm readin' this ancient scroll, so calloused.
Zelda fell asleep a long time ago?
Is it the same Zelda?
Am I the same Link? Who knows!
This game is so confusing, when the hell does it take place?
I don't know!
Which Zelda did I rescue?
Where the hell's my boomerang?
I don't know!
You and everyone else in the world Duane.
You know I love this game bro, I ain't complaining.
So I guess I'll just type in my name, and just pretend it's the same game; switch my mindframe.
It's a whole new quest, it's no contest, G.
I'm makin' this a conquest, don't question me.
You see this game doesn't get enough notoriety.
So let's do this fuckin' thing before I just play 3.
The name's Link!
But you already know.
I got the flow, and the know-how, the wisdom and the power.
Let's go!
I bet the townsfolk will help me on my tedious quest.
Get Candle in Parapa Palace. Go west!
Okay...
We all know it's in the east, plenty of beasts...
But I got my shield spell, at least.
Rest in peace... as I stab you in the face.
I got 6 different crystals to open the gate...
To the Valley of Death.
And fight the Guardian that awaits...
To get the Triforce of Courage, wish Zelda back awake.
Clean slate, recreate. Relate with no hate.
Replace it with my magical shield and this blade. (Haha!)
I walked off the path and I was unprepared.
I've got one heart, and monsters are everywhere!
Bullshit! That just ain't fair.
Shut the fuck up Ganon, nobody cares!
A little frustrated, BrandO?
Only a cunt hair, you ain't seen shit.
I got the strength of a bear, that has the strength of ten gorillas.
I'll kill ya dead.
I got a shit ton of spells but I think that I'll stab you instead.
I'll fight mightily until everything's alright.
I am the Hero of Time, and now it's time to say good night! (Hah!)
Well I made it to the palace, I got nothin' to lose.
Ridin' up and down on these elevators. (Awesome dude!)
I gotta find the key to open up these doors first before I lift this curse that's been put on this earth.
I'll stab that fuckin' Horsehead and put him on my wall.
Helmethead ain't gonna be a fuckin' problem at all.
That ghost-ridin' Reubenok licks ghost horse balls.
Reflect Carock's spells.
Brawl with Gooma and make Barba fall.
I'll kill 'em all bitch!
Thunderbird is a joke!
I'll cast fire, and the smoke from your face will make you choke!
So don't provoke me, I'm focused on killin' every one of you.
Bring back the peace, and wake the Princess.
Why you runnin' dude?!
Come here and get what's comin' to you.
Bring it on, bitch!
I'll split your fuckin' face apart and cook it like an omelette!
I'm on top of it, there ain't no stoppin' this shit.
I'll leave your runnin' ass "Walken" like your name was Chris.
Nanaki's View in this track.
Chris is rockin' them shitz.
Bringin' me straight through the battle rippin' guitar licks. (Haha!)
You know that I will save you!
I'm made to, I'm breaking through.
You know that I have faith, Link.
I'll wait, Link. I'll wait for you.
You have no choice, Love.
I'll know that you'll rescue me, this is our destiny.
I hear your voice, Love.
I've only just met you, but something inside of me drives me on.
So I battle...
Who are you?
I'm your shadow.
I come from the darkness, your blasphemous side.
Created by hatred, and eyes in the sky.
After I beat you I'll live in your mind and use the Trifoce to bring Ganon to life!
Look in my eyes, we are one of a kind!
Same moves, same tights, same fuckin' drive.
You underestimate me, Me; I've got us all figured out.
So go and swing into the air like during me and Ganon's last bout.
Shout for your momma Shadow, fear my light.
I'm like a lightning storm, frightening you, hauntin' your night.
You're just a shadow of the best there ever was and ever will be.
I'll make you look like fuckin' Peter Pan, you'll never kill me.
No I know all your moves, I feel all your pain!
You're a slave to the princess, a fuckin' shame.
Hyrule could be ours! Take my hand!
We could rule the kingdom, devour the land!
You'll never defeat me, you know that I'm right!
You're a servant, a pawn, and you're living a lie!
I'm gonna live and let you die, bitch!
'Cause I don't need you!
I think I'll just crouch down over here and stab your knees, dude!
Stabby stab stab, how you like that shit?
I'm gonna call you "Error," 'cause you're fuckin' useless.
I'll bet your knees are more sore than a Flint-town whore.
And when I'm finished with you... Well, maybe I'll score.
(I just beat the game.)
(Yes I did.)
You saved Hyrule! (Haha!)
And you're a real hero!
I know right?! (That's right!)
I got zero fear, ho!
Yo check it out Princess, gimme a kiss.
You know you can't resist these lips.
Watch this!
When the curtain goes down, Link's goin' up!
Oh stop yourself!
Well excuuu-.
Shut up.
There's only one way to shut me up, I mean besides...
We're brother and sister in the next game, right?
(For real!)
I guess you've got a point..."
First off, I'll begin by telling you that any of my profiles are only a minor reflection of who I am. There isn't enough time in the world to explain everything about a person in just one page. Besides, that defeats the purpose of getting to know people in the first place. Best way to get to know anyone is through actual communication rather than reading info about them.
I have sort of a two sided personality. Most of the time I'm a quiet person. I stick to my own business and get lost in my own thoughts. Other times I'm actually pretty crazy and quite active. It all depends on who I'm around, really. If I'm around people I'm used to hanging out with, then I'm a pretty open person and tend to hang loose. If I'm around people I'm not used to hanging out with, then I generally just stay quiet and stick to myself. I'm not the kind of person who can't be approached, though. If some random person started talking to me, then I'd actually carry on a conversation with them. Sometimes, I'll actually engage in a conversation with someone I don't know. Pretty much depends on how I'm feeling.
I'm pretty much what some people would call a 'nerd'. I play a lot of video games and mess with my computer a lot. Always watching something on TV, or listening to music. I seek entertainment in just about any way I can.
I'm into all kinds of stuff. I don't follow any kind of trend, I don't feel I belong to any particular social group. I refuse to change myself for any group or person.
So yeah, I'm into all kinds of stuff and like to have fun. But, the stuff I'm into and the fun I have never involves drugs. Never done a single drug in my life (unless prescribed by a doctor). I'm not even a heavy drinker. I generally only drink on special occasions like New Years and birthday parties. Pretty much enough to loosen me up.Random/Funny Quotes
Danielle: "Stop spraining his penis. You already received the [Bun in the Oven] achievement."
Jez: "This game is like crack that's been melted down and fashioned into a disc that you snort through a controller."
Myself: "You can't fight the past, you can only face the future."
Myself: "Even with all the money in the world, I wouldn't buy the bullshit everyone's trying to sell."
Myself: "Well, I can keep someone warm, but nobody can keep me cold. Well... Maybe that's not true. lol"
Myself: "SAY IT WITH CONVICTION!!!"
Butch: "I love getting fat chocobos, I wish I could get them whenever I want. ..I've been getting a lot of fat chocobos lately."
Ryan: "Let me show you how to wrap it the right way, I wont be there to do it for you every time. "
Random Frozen Throne Player: "Sock my balls!" (instead of "Suck my balls!")
ElfTown: "And if you just want to masturbate, then please stay at Fake."
ElfTown: "Currently, you are not blocking anyone, you unblocker."
Shanna's friend Sam: "I'm sorry, but I can shit a better parent than him! Hell, give me the funnies and 10 minutes and I'll go do so right now!"
Myself: "I like mine soft. Doesn't feel like I'm choking on it when I swallow it."
Shanna's friend, Emily: "I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself."
Me: "Well, I guess he could be called fuzzy, with that moss coming off his rocks. ..-Wow, that didn't sound right."
Ben: "Just because you're taken, doesn't mean you're gay."
Jeffreeeeeeeey : ""The Charlie" When Jeff breaks his foot off two feet deep in Charlies ass while screaming "Yedah!!!""
Jeffreeeeeeeey : "I've heard of games nurfing your class before, but I can't believe Blizzard nurfed my keyboard"
Zech: "I just Charlie'd the shit out of that one!"
Me: "I hate getting chunks in my shake, because then I gotta worry about colossal pieces like that one."
Zech: "Yeah, she did it for Charlie's colossal penis."
Zech: "Eh, he's probably playing some shit like WoW 360."
Conversation
Zech: "Thing about red-heads is that some are either really hideous while others are really cute and hot."
Me: "Yeah, then there's blondes who are all over the place."
Falsetto (Eternal Sonata): "It can take a life time to build something, but it only takes a moment to destroy it. Mankind truly are masters of destruction."
Me: "Heh, my name spells fuck. That's awesome."
Random Fortune Cookie: "Stop searching forever. Happiness is just next to you. ((in bed.))"
Jeffreeeeey: "I still have to put my cock in you, don't I?" (Talking to Heather) Pictures
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Random Thoughts
"Never leave words unspoken. The truth might hurt someone, but it's better to let them know the truth than to lie to them or simply never tell them anything. Just as well, you never know if you're going to miss an opportunity or know the answer to a question if you never say anything or ask. Be honest to the people you care about, and be honest with yourself."
"Never underestimate the power of listening.""Nobody deserves to live in misery, except those who bring misery upon others."
"There's more important things in life than bills, valuable posessions, houses, money, and jobs. With love comes these things, and without love these things are there to make you miserable, to make you yearn for more until you can no longer be satisfied with what you got. Look towards love, and you will find that there is nothing more you'll ever need."
-Maruki
"Remember what your friends did for you before you stab them in the back. Chances are, they helped you way more than you ever will, and you're only proving this theory when you betray them. gg Losers."
"I think it's funny when people who cut themselves blame other people, saying that those people made them do it by hurting them. I must disagree, the only person making you cut yourself is you. Take responsibility for your own actions, stop blaming everyone else for your problems."
"I have a theory on why few people like those who complain about not having any friends or are suicidal. The friends of said person feel like they're 'not good enough' because their friend is saying they don't have anyone, or feel like they're 'not good enough' to be 'something to live for'. Personally, I think the suicidal people are the ones who drive people away with their suicidal (and/or) "I'm always lonely" attitude. Seriously, how would you feel if you were friends with someone that said they didn't have any friends or just wanted to die because they think they have nothing to live for? Part from the fact that you can't help it when a friend turns out that way, so it just pisses you off. But, would you befriend someone who's already like that? It's not that you don't care, it's that they're ungrateful to the fact that you care about them."
"Eleven IS louder than ten."
"You're looking for 'gtr solo i' in Practice Mode."
"An end with with no beginning? That doesn't make any fucking sense. For something to end, it had to start somewhere."
"Pictures taken in the mirror are not only trendy, but just fucking lame. LEARN TO USE THE TIMER! And none of this, "I don't have any friends to take my picture for me." BULLSHIT. >X"
"I think it's fucking retarded when people put up pictures of themselves and say, "Yeah, it's me. Get over it." You know what? Nobody gives a damn. No one will sit there and look at your picture and be like, "Damn, she's her. *lament*" SERIOUSLY! It's not people looking at your pictures who need to 'get over it', it's you who needs to get over YOURSELF."Other Profile Pages Live Journal Deviant Art Elf Town Face Book