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~Laurel~

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I like complexity. Weirdness. Dorkiness. Smiles, beauty, laughter, tears, humanness, divinity-ness. Anything-ness, no-thingness. Sarcasm, humor, offensive jokes. I like people that understand my sense of humor. I love people watching and am cynical, sarcastic and overly snarky. I can be a real asshole about it. I'm also a closet fashion addict, you definitely wouldn't be able to tell from my appearance.Layout made by Topangachick

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I'm interested in shared responsibility and experience, learning from one another and exploring what community means. I'm interested in eating good food with good people, playing with kids and dogs, staying up late with hard questions and giving lots of really good hugs. So you know, likewise.

Music:

Could somebody please bring back Glam Rock and Hair Bands and make them cool again. I would be much obliged.

Movies:

Hellraiser Series. Freddy Series. Halloween Series. Sleepaway Camp. April Fools Day. Every Poltergeist!! ANY Zombie movie. House on Haunted hill. Most Hitchcock some Vicent Price. Natural Born Killers. Children of the Corn {1-3}The Ring. The lost boys. Bring on anything done by Rob Zombie!! The hills have eyes. The movies I love to watch when I'm home alone and sick are the old stoner movies......Dazed and Confused, Cheech and Chong, Mallrats, Clerks, harlod and Kumar go to white castle makes me laugh so hard I almost piss myself!!! OH, and I can't forget ANYTHING with Molly Ringwald.

Television:

Six Feet Under. Weeds. Lost. Dexter. ok ok....American Idol.

Books:

Another Bullshit Night in Suck City by Nick Flynn - Read it.

My Blog

Wanna Bet?

The delegates are in!   I guess I lost my vote on who would end up with the democratic nomination.  I have to say, I am thoroughly surprised Hillary didn't finagle her way into nomination.&...
Posted by ~Laurel~ on Thu, 05 Jun 2008 06:34:00 PST

Warning: this is long and drops the F-Bomb randomly throughout the text.

You would think that since I just came home from California I would have some really rad stories to tell.  And, I do.  It's just; the story of what I came home to is so so so much more enter...
Posted by ~Laurel~ on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 07:20:00 PST

Lets just be honest, or not.

Sometimes I wish I could say what is going through my head&just open my mouth and let the words flow out...gently, smoothly...glistening in the light...sharp as razors...flying daggers...although...
Posted by ~Laurel~ on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 04:53:00 PST

So, relish each moment ..

I had an amazing motherhood moment yesterday.  I'm not always aware of the innocence of my children. I take it for granted sometimes; their purity. I hear people talk about the innocence of child...
Posted by ~Laurel~ on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 08:12:00 PST

My letterman list

I’m not going to lie, it’s been a rough couple of days for me.   Apparently, on the phone last night&.I was bitching a little to much to a friend of mine.  I tend to do this whe...
Posted by ~Laurel~ on Sat, 05 Apr 2008 07:40:00 PST

Delusions made delicious

Thoughts about the collective soul.    Thoughts of a concerned adult.    Thoughts of a woman searching for her road to enlightenment.    Look at me. Still coloring i...
Posted by ~Laurel~ on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 02:00:00 PST

What the vatican needs...

Disclaimer:  If you are Catholic, skip this blog and proceed to the next   You gotta love Catholics.    Part of my resentment stems from a year misspent at Our Lady of Mercy Cath...
Posted by ~Laurel~ on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 06:03:00 PST

Any other day

I'm often told my life play's out like a bad sitcom.  My BFF Kym told me, "My life is like the chocolate factory episode of 'I Love Lucy."  As laughable as that was at the time, I'm not laug...
Posted by ~Laurel~ on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 04:13:00 PST

I like silly lil games...

Leave your name in my blog comments. Once you do that, this is what I'll do ...1. I'll respond with something random about you. 2. I'll tell you which song or movie you remind me of. 3. I'll pick a ki...
Posted by ~Laurel~ on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 05:17:00 PST

To all you myspace drama causing douche bags&

The world would be a better place without you.  Consider suicide.             ...
Posted by ~Laurel~ on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 03:44:00 PST