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Lady Dyszel

About Me

I'm me.

My Interests

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Skippy Jon Jones

My Blog

So.....

I wake up this morning and don't remember what bed I'm in.....and I was sober!
Posted by on Wed, 23 Jul 2008 21:39:00 GMT

Newest Family Additions!

We have two new additions to our family!  One is a baby ferret at only six weeks named Oatmeal for the color of his fur and we have my new pet!  After so long of waiting, I finally got my fl...
Posted by on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 20:15:00 GMT

I AM Still Alive

Because I am lazy, I'm posting this here so you all know the story and I do not have to re-tell it over and over again.....it loses its flair.  So my grand adventure to the Emergency Room beg...
Posted by on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 18:32:00 GMT

Felt Up by a Gender Confused "Woman"

  I was in class today, trying to get something when Preop (as will be named for this conversation) ran into me. How she ran into me still confuses me....it must have been staged because sh...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 17:01:00 GMT

Bloody Balls!

  Yes, I know, with a subject title of that interest, no one can resist the extent of this full story. First off, the story begins with my period.....of course.  Trust me, do not stop ...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 20:27:00 GMT

Confessions

Everyone, I have a confession, I must admit that I have love with a squirrel named Dan.....one of the local college squirrels.  Dan has satisfied me in more than on way with his charming grace, a...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 16:56:00 GMT

DELETED!

  I began my deletion process, not that those who were deleted would notice since the obviously neglected to be an active contributing member to my site.  Too bad, but I won't lose any sleep...
Posted by on Sun, 19 Mar 2006 15:05:00 GMT

Hope You Read This

For your own benefit: Since I do not like to deal with bullshit, I am going to remove any friends who do not actually view my site.  I may not be active, yes, I realize that, but if you were just...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 17:37:00 GMT

I fell off my desk.....

So my douche bag moment for this week happened on Sunday at around five pm. Brilliant me decided to clean the blinds in my room and used my desk for support to get to a corner I could not reach norma...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Feb 2006 16:00:00 GMT

I'm Late

  I'm late for class......    
Posted by on Thu, 16 Feb 2006 06:48:00 GMT