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First and foremost I’m a huge dork. I love puns and corny jokes. I like listening to terrible eighties music and one hit wonder bands. I can’t dance and can be caught doing the Robot, Funky Chicken, or Running Man after only a few beers. I have no problems embarrassing myself and everyone around me. I tend say the most inappropriate thing and the most inappropriate time. I have an unfounded overvalued sense of self worth that borders on egocentric and arrogant, but I am pretty damn awesome. Yet, I’m shy around women that I’m attracted to. I have no fashion sense and can barely dress myself in the mornings. That’s why I joined the military so my clothes are picked out for me everyday. I’ve been in the Air Force for 11 years and I’ll be sticking it out all the way to retirement. I’ve lived all over the world (Turkey, Italy, Korea, and currently the Azores) and have no intentions of returning to the United States anytime soon. I’m working on a degree towards Management/Leadership studies with a minor in HRM. I have intolerance for stupid people and will verbally belittle them until they go away. I have ADD and if your conversation doesn’t interest me I’ll kindly stare blankly at you while I play TV theme songs in my head. Thanks for taking the time to look at my page, feel free to leave a message!