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the happy elf

We elves try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corns and syrup.

About Me

ah christ i cant believe i actually caved in and made one of these stupid ass things ...some one needs to just drag me out and shoot me now -well maybe not that extreme but im hating myself right now for making this anyways i doubt i'll actually keep up this site but ofcourse we all know myspace and facebook are the crack of the online world but i digress...oh well i suppose i should actually talk about me now um lets see im a complete dork and proud of it im a bit of a ditz too but im not a complete dumbass oh by the way if right about now your thinking well if shes not a dumbass then why is this so poorly written? -its because i simply dont care i dont believe in proper grammar and spelling when it comes to online communication,blog,profiles etc. anywho on that note believe it or not but i am a college student dont get too excited tho its columbia -an art school im an illustration major so it means my education is only slightly above a dolphin's oh and if u cant tell by now im terribly sarcastic and have a weird sense of humor if u dont like it then i dont like you

My Interests

i dunno what the hell im interested in i guess art by default only cause its my major but im not one of those yuppies that will be completely moved by something so im not a complete artsy freak tho i do heart starbucks and carribou so unforutanately i fit the coffee drinking/indie music listening art student profile...damn

Music:

i like mostly rock i guess but im open to any cept rap and i loathe tencho shit but i like classic rock like the beatles, the stones, zeppelin, the who, the clash, the yard birds, the doors, hendrix, old elton john, old areosmith,umm oh blondie, the cars, the cure, bob marley, ramones, the misfits, pink floyd of course, im a closet journey fan but shh! dont tell anyone haha i love horribly bad catchy singles from the 80's like the song jess's girl hehe, as for the shit thats around today i guess im an emo kid -no i dont cry or cut myself -i love alkaline trio theyre the shit, greenday, brandnew, dashboard, the academy is, fallout boy, death cab for cutie, arcade fire, weezer, sublime, incubus, taking back sunday, the killers, the strokes are fan-friggin-tastic, um and many many more i cant think of at the moment

Movies:

my favorite-est movie is monty python and the holy grail with fear and loathing in las vegas as a close second, i also enjoy such films as...fast times at ridge mount high, mallrats, clerks -a must have for any collection, ferris bueller's day off, breakfast club, sixteen candles, dazed and confused, half baked, clockwork orange, full metal jacket, boondock saints, pulp fiction, resevior dogs,(if you're actually taking the time to read all this u either are a:extremely bored. b:terribly fasinated with me. c:super curious or d:all of the above) THE GOONIES, billy madison, happy gilmore, the wedding singer,super troopers, willy wonka and the chocolate factory, the crow, the big lebowski, closer, animal house, old school, blazing saddles, nightmare before christmas, mulan, monster's inc. -"KITTY!", toy story 1 and 2, bill and ted's excellent adventure, the notebook-the one and only chick flick you'll ever find on here, hmm what else... alright im having a brain cramp here but you get the idea

Television:

family guy,simpsons,lost, god awefull mindless mtv shows like roomraiders, im also sadly addicted to the show most haunted for some reason i think i just like how british ppl say the words "spirit people" and degrassi hahahaha im not ever kidding about this one i love that show canadian drama oh im also hooked on bad life time movies w/ brillant titles such as-"why my daughter??!" "the man with too many wives" and "she's too young" HA! oh i like the connan o'brien show too and save by the bell reruns -thats quality taste in tv right there

Books:

books and i dont get along too well haha im more of a magazine type of gal and i read the newspaper but the improtant thing here is that i can read

Heroes:

hmm i think i gonna go with..... aquaman just cause they'll most likely never make a movie or tv show about him - poor aquaman totally unappreciated

My Blog

this is directed at no one in particular

i am usually a laid back person i never really have strong opinions on pretty much anything i just dont give a fuck but not in a mean way i was raised to be a rational and decent person as well s...
Posted by the happy elf on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 04:16:00 PST

its been a while

so im bored and i cant sleep and i havent pointlessly rambled on the internet to strangers since may -terrible i know anywho there will be more of these to come cause im back at school and i'll have ...
Posted by the happy elf on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 11:00:00 PST

THANK YOU!!

i just wanted to thank every one for stopping by and wishing me a happy birthday it was very much appreciated  so thank you -lol you like me you REALY like me haha k i'll stop now u get the pictu...
Posted by the happy elf on Sun, 21 May 2006 02:18:00 PST

this is my english class

im in english im suppose to be working on my paper but thats not goin too well as you can see im easily distracted curse you myspace curse you.... this weekend was pretty damn good i must say even tho...
Posted by the happy elf on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 01:03:00 PST

::cough::cough::

IM FUCKING SICK AND I HATE IT!! bullshit fucking illness...i was feeling fine and then bam i get fucked over for a whole f-ing week errrr im angry im a very angry elf right now ---my favorite day of t...
Posted by the happy elf on Sat, 08 Apr 2006 03:23:00 PST

muhammad--the where's waldo of islamic art

that is was i learned in school today and then my ritual art history nap kicked in but i did have time to sketch a cartoon hippo who looks very hungry in the left hand bottom corner of my term sheet w...
Posted by the happy elf on Tue, 04 Apr 2006 10:16:00 PST

hey there kim fans!

here's a bunch of random crap about yours truely take notes boys and girls i'll be quizing you later----ps yeah lauren i totally ripped this off your page ahaha sorry im bored [beyond basics] nam...
Posted by the happy elf on Fri, 10 Mar 2006 11:27:00 PST

i fought the law and i fucking won muwahahaha

sooo last nite ofcourse im tired as shit cause omar gooding doesnt know how to make a fucking schedule and im driving home from work its about 12:45 and im the only car on the road and if you've ever ...
Posted by the happy elf on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 07:03:00 PST

bordom=blog

wow i've gotta be the laziest person ever im writing this just to put off doing actual work im a slacker this semester oh well im too tired to do real thinking and we had our demo on how to use the to...
Posted by the happy elf on Wed, 08 Feb 2006 11:03:00 PST

i forgot

i forgot to mention that upon request i added more vain pictures of myself on this thing -enjoy making fun of them love, kim
Posted by the happy elf on Tue, 31 Jan 2006 01:18:00 PST