Michael

I'd like to meet:

You. Why because you are such a wonderful person. Arent you?OK: Id like to meet Darth Vader just so I could see how the hell he pees out of that suit??? Does anybody know? I know hes got a hatch there but come on. Does anybody use the hole in their breefs? I know I dont, its to damn small. And Vader probably has a massive Jedi weener or something. I'd like to meet God and ask 2 questions: 1 whats up with the acne dude Im an "adult". And 2 whats up with women............I just dont get that one. I think I would also like to meet the moron who made it illegal to commit suicide, yeah we get it. Its Immoral right? Dont ya think JC is gonna deal with that when these people die? And how do they unsuccesfully kill themselfs. Its not that hard to do. In fact thousands of people do it everyday. Its called marriage, look into it.Your results:
You are Superman Superman 95% Spider-Man 85% Robin 70% The Flash 70% Supergirl 70% Green Lantern 60% Wonder Woman 50% Batman 50% Hulk 45% Catwoman 30% Iron Man 25% You are mild-mannered, good,
strong and you love to help others.
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Music:

Any Pschopathic artist, especially Blaze and TwiZtid. KoRn,Pearl Jam, NIN, Sevendust, CCR, ICP, Gypsey Kings, Johnny Cash. I like anything with a hard edge to it, I dont care if its Rock or Rap as long as I like it. I know thats vague but I live in America so kiss my ass!!! I even listen to some classical if it plays to my ears just right.

Movies:

Haloween video for Ashlee

This video was made so Ash would stop complaining!!!

The Conversation

Which one is more gay???

Cops Pepper sprays Juggalos in Spoakane Wa

Far away shot of the Spokane Insane Clown Posse massacre.

Alive In Joburg

This is my top ten movies of all time and Im sure it will change here and there but here goes. In no particular order either:Star Wars:All of them. Yes that counts as 1. Way of the Gun: Very underated movie. The Crow. Boondock Saints. Equalibrium. Lord of the Rings: All of them as well,(quit your bitching you mathmatician). Hard Boiled. El Mariachi: I wont count the whole triolgy on this one but I should. Thursday (perhaps one of the gretest films ever!!!!!) And all REAL Bruce Lee movies!!!You dont agree??? Then I challenge you to a dual at 1 of the following: HALO 2 grudge match. 1 on 1 basketball game. Paintball shoot out. Anywhere anytime!!!!!!!

Television:

This is easy:Saturday Night Live,,Family guy,24.HerosThats it.............thats alll I watch, except sometimes I watch your mom undress.... haha got ya punkass!!

Books:

Do people still read books??? I like most Michael Crichton, Tom Clancy books. Any Star Wars books. Any books that are Fantasy and not pervert fantasy but dragons and wizards and crap like that. Anything with a Ninja in it is always good. I like factual books about people or statistics, like Freakonomics is a good one, in fact go get it right now its awesome.

Heroes:

My parents and Gradparents. My brother. My sons. My other brothers: Keith,Shane,Cesar,John. My Dogs: D-bones,Figalicous. My idols: Robert Rodriguez, Bruce Lee all Veterans. All the people who make it through shit and still seem to keep on top.