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--Two wrongs don't make a right, so try three.
--Strangers have the best candy - I highly recommend.
--I've never understood why drive-up ATM's have braile on them.
--Disneyland is just a vengeful people trap operated by a mouse
--I once walked into Barnes & Noble and asked for "Muppets Gone Wild" with a straight face.
--There's always a light at the end of the tunnel; too bad it's train and you're in its way.
--They say that 1 in 5 people in this world are Chinese. Well there are five people in my family...I know it's not me. It's either my mom, my dad, my brother Craig or my brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I'm pretty sure it's Craig.
there was a girl named Carly. She was quite a pleasant girl when she wasn't awake. She had attended ten different schools before learning that sarcasm is not the way to a teacher's heart. She worked hard, but hardly worked. She lived in a suburb, which is a place where they cut down all the trees and name streets after them. She played lots of sports, and was faster than the speed of dark. Then one day she discovered that you could buy trophies. Now she's good at everything.
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