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Joe Stone

'It's awkward moments like this (all in retrospect of course, after the desire to kill yourself subs

About Me


I met Geri Halliwell and she knew who I was. I can die happy.
I have been to Dollywood.
The two most common misconceptions about me are that I'm really sweet and that I am a complete cunt.
LOLZZZZZZZ.

My Interests

Caring A LOT about pop music. Finding buttons. Engaging in short lived fueds. Engaging in lengthy fueds. Causing myself huge embarrassment and then telling everyone about it when I should keep quiet in the interest of dignity. Generally jabbering on about the same old nonsense.

I'd like to meet:


A Spice Girl .
Ginger or Scary would be preferable, but this stage in the game I'll take what I can get.
Homophobes.
Some of them are quite fit, and statistically most of them end up gayers. In the mean time I'm up for a spot of rough and tumble...

Music:

Kate Bush, Girls Aloud, Madonna, Bloc Party, Sugababes, Patrick Wolf, Rufus Wainwright, Dolly Parton, Robyn, Goldfrapp, Sophie Ellis-Bextor, Siobhan Donaghy.

Movies:

Thelma and Louise, Muriel's wedding, Return To Oz, The Wicker man (1973, not the gash remake), Brokeback Mountain, Spiceworld the movie, Fried Green Tomatos, Beautiful Thing, You and me and everyone we know, The Hours, Billie Elliot, Million Dollar baby.

Television:

Sex and The City, Nighty Night, Six Feet Under, Pussycat dolls present the search for the next doll.

Books:

Mostof Ian McEwan, Notes on a Scandal By Zoe Heller, THE HOURS BY MICHAEL CUNNINGHAM, A Matter Of Life And Sex By Oscar Moore, We Need To Talk About Kevin by Lionel Shriver, The Time Travellers Wife By Audrey Niffenegger, Sugar Rush/ I knew I was Right/ any collections of her opinion pieces by Julie Burchill - who is in many ways my reason for living.

Heroes:

Ginger Spice, Dolly Parton, Kate Bush, Julie Burchill.

My Blog

Buttoneering!

The hermetic order of buttoneering is a tradition steeped in mystery, and the exact rites and rituals of the buttoneer can only be fully comprehended by the initiated five. It all came about on tuesd...
Posted by Joe Stone on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Roller Disco Joe!

The time had come for Journo Joe to take a well deserved break from interviewing Heat editors, old ladies and sex shop workers, and to visit his good friend Ugandamilanda in Laaaandan.Being the ghetto...
Posted by Joe Stone on Fri, 18 Nov 2005 10:26:00 PST

A trip to the 'diff

Here are some selected high lights from my recent voyage to Cardiff. Elanda took a shine to Phil's jac-a-mac. At £2 this was either a bar-gain purchase, or she was robbed blind, depending on your...
Posted by Joe Stone on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 03:03:00 PST

Some Kind Of Miracle!

Jill. And. Joe's. DAY OF FUN! (Note - must be sung in high pitched, gleeful tone in order to achieve intended effect). Young Joseph woke up this morning with an eye for sleb spotting. Having already r...
Posted by Joe Stone on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 01:41:00 PST

My pilgramage to the Ginger one

Last might I rekindled the flame that constantly flickers between me and my soul mate - Geri Halliwell. First things first, I've been really ill since Wednesday but there was no way I would miss her, ...
Posted by Joe Stone on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

This blog may disturb some readers.

So university was fun.There were sights to see......... and sofas on which to behave in an alarmed manner........ and balloons to hold.......... Little did I know that injury and injustice were lur...
Posted by Joe Stone on Wed, 12 Oct 2005 01:28:00 PST