Dear Table I Hate: |
I was just wondering why you throw unwanted trash and or food under the table? Every single night I find all kinds of nasty under tables. Pancakes, chicken, grapes, bacon, paper, straws, a diaper, a m...
Posted by Johnny on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 01:00:00 PST |
Britney @ Video Music Awards |
It all started less than an hour after she preformed. All the scathing reviews about how shitty it was. "She didn't look into it" or "She sleepwalked her way across the stage" but I think she was real...
Posted by Johnny on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 01:04:00 PST |
Yeah I’ve been camping, twice |
"What's my history?" the owner of the campgrounds kept asking me. Well I've known you for three hours all of which you've been drunker than anyone I've ever seen in a long time AND you've repeated the...
Posted by Johnny on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 01:36:00 PST |
The Duchess (of Spelling) |
If I ever needed to know how to spell something, which can be quite often, there is one person I know I could turn to. Someone who could handle the spelling of any adjective you could come up with. I ...
Posted by Johnny on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 02:19:00 PST |
[Reality] Television |
Reality TV is so real you guys. Aren't there always seven drunk twenty-something's picked to live in a beautifully furnished awesome ass house with nothing but their liquor to aid them? Don't 30 or so...
Posted by Johnny on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 11:01:00 PST |
Kind of like a whore |
When you go to a restaurant its almost like eating in someone's house. And between you and me there are some things you just don't fucking do in other people's house. I know it's nice to not have to c...
Posted by Johnny on Tue, 18 Oct 2005 02:23:00 PST |
Restaurant Karma Police |
Do you remember the time you went out to eat and you found a large, thick, and curly hair in your food? Or when you've gotten your soda and it was completely flat? How about when you ate something and...
Posted by Johnny on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 11:37:00 PST |
Want To Hear Something Offensive? |
I once saw a mime act out an abortion in great detail.
Once while walking through China Town I was called a honkey.
Once while lost in a bad part of Philadelphia I was called a white dev...
Posted by Johnny on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 01:34:00 PST |
10 Gallons Of Death |
I got a ten gallon freshwater fish tank a month ago. Went with the smaller tank because I dont know what the F Im doing and figured it be safer. And if I can just say people are weird about their tank...
Posted by Johnny on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 11:02:00 PST |
Stand By Your Britney |
OK it was fine for a while but I'm getting a little sick of this shit. It's so damn easy to dog Britney lately. What with Kevin and all of his shortcomings, throw in the recent baby thing and the shit...
Posted by Johnny on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 11:23:00 PST |
