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amy

I am here for Friends

About Me

i am a born quitter

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

anyone who is teeming with money. also must be relatively un-smelly.

My Blog

on literacy

yesterday a woman asked me how to spell "ignorant". it took a really long time. she kept writing the wrong letters.
Posted by on Fri, 05 May 2006 08:50:00 GMT

my space

the only thing i ever update on my profile is the 'favorite books' field. everything else has, i think, been the same since i signed up.   this is definitely worthy of a blog update.
Posted by on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 17:06:00 GMT

five o'clock shadow

there are lots of juvenile delinquents in the library tonight. it is gross. gross because they try and fail to flirt with me. lord, do i need to pee.
Posted by on Tue, 13 Sep 2005 17:05:00 GMT

oui, je something

man, working in the morning is nice. nobody anywhere. even the phone is quiet. you should know: i like to sing along to songs that are sung in languages i don't know. poetry, that.
Posted by on Fri, 03 Jun 2005 06:43:00 GMT

jubilant

i'm at work and my chair keeps sinking. it's sooo undignified.
Posted by on Wed, 27 Apr 2005 16:32:00 GMT

rotten eggs

the public library. notorious for good books, free videos, and lots of smelly psychopaths who talk to themselves! and i have a gimp wrist. can somebody teach me how to saw my hand off?
Posted by on Thu, 10 Jun 2004 13:38:00 GMT

RE: UC student, thank you

a week from today i will never have to go to school again. but if i don't get off my ass and stop looking at myspace i might not make it. somebody, hold a gun to my head. (i chose my subject line...
Posted by on Thu, 03 Jun 2004 10:39:00 GMT

so many

i'm really fucking tired.
Posted by on Tue, 30 Mar 2004 20:19:00 GMT