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About Me

umm my name is AMBERI guess im gonna update this.. so here goes... Well my name is Amber Im not a hoebag i go to S-Dub I like Cheese Sledding is fun! I have friends Sometimes i LOATHE them... that means hate you know like from the grinch but i always get over it My best friend is Lisa the Wonder-Hoe I absolutely HATE when people hang up on me but suprisingly dont really get mad at them I play soccer Im lazy I tend to take things personal I hate when people say on their about me.. i hate drama.. those hoes are usually the ones to start it I can usually tell when people lie to me... Even if its about something small i dont care what you think alot of people say that... but i really DONT I go to church... sometimes i used to go ALOT more and i really want to start again i miss Pastor Pete :{ he was the best i wish i had a boyfriend and a job and a car dont think im ungrateful... i just wouldnt mind a few other things My family is crazy but i love them My favorite is Tori cuz were the closest Kascie is LOSER My Grandma wants spinners i cant wait to graduate! I PASSED MS PURDUE!!! i really thought i failed i need to be on t.v. fo sho im hilarious... and sometimes i dont know how i come up with this stuff Steeeeeephanie is HOTT!!! Rosalinda is crazy.. you know those HISPANIC types Troopdi owns a cornerstore and a camel gee wilikers im funny i skip gym class mel is mad at me lol there is soo much more.. but ill stop now!KK bye ttyl
Name: Amber
Birthdate: October 2, 1989
Birthplace: St. Joseph Hospital, Flint
Current Location: Flint
Eye Color: Brown but kinda green
Hair Color: brown with a whole lotta highlights
Height: 5'8"
Weight: pfft im not telling u lol
Piercings: just ears
Tatoos: nope
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: no boyfriend
Overused Phraze: freakin....suck it.....what-ev...hoebag
FAVORITES
Food: Chinese
Candy: Twix
Number: 11
Color: Blue
Animal: Rotweiler
Drink: Mt. Dew
Alcohol Drink: none
Bagel: cinnamon with cream cheese
Letter: A duh!!!
Body Part on Opposite sex: smile
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
McDonalds or BurgerKing: McDonalds
Strawberry or Watermelon: both
Hot tea or Ice tea: none
Chocolate or Vanilla Chocolate
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Hot Chocolate
Kiss or Hug: Both
Dog or Cat: Both
Rap or Punk: Rap
Summer or Winter: Both
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Funny
Love or Money: Love
YOUR...
Bedtime: when im tired
Most Missed Memory: pastor pete
Best phyiscal feature: eyes
First Thought Waking Up: dang can my bladder get any fuller!!
Goal for this year: Have Fun!!
Best Friends: Lisa, Katie, Karen, Jess
Weakness: i dunno
Fears: i dunno
Heritage: honkey
Longest relationship: couple weeks lol
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: yeah
Ever Smoked: yeah
Pot: yeah
Ever been Drunk: no
Ever been beaten up: no
Ever beaten someone up: no
Ever Shoplifted: no
Ever Skinny Dipped: no
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: yes
Been Dumped Lately: no
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: Green
Favorite Hair Color: Dark
Short or Long: Short
Height: 5'10"-6'0"
Style: Clean Cut
Looks or Personality: Both
Hot or Cute Cute
Drugs and Alcohol: No
Muscular or Really Skinny: Muscular
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: i dunno
What country do you want to Visit: Italy
How do you want to Die: Old and Happy
Been to the Mall Lately: actually no lol
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes
Get along with your Parents: most of the time
Health Freak: no
Do you think your Attractive: sometimes
Believe in Yourself: yes
Want to go to College: yes
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Drink: no
Shower Daily: yes
Been in Love: no
Do you Sing: not well
Want to get Married: yes
Do you want Children: yes
Have your future kids names planned out: no
Favorite thing to do with the opposite sex: laugh
Someone you dont want to see Anytime Soon: i dunno
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My Interests

"¡Las personas hablarán acerca de usted, también los quizás den algo hablar acerca de!""La vida no está acerca de cuántos alientos que usted toma, está acerca de cuántos de momentos de vida quita la respiración.""Usted tiene que adorar a un hombre malo un par de veces en su vida para estar agradecido para un bueno uno.""Nunca lamente qué you`ve hecho porque en un punto, lo que usted ha hecho fue exactamente lo que usted quiso hacer. ""Quiero estar como esas chicas en las películas y tener a un hombre tan en amor conmigo, lo hace deja caer a rodillas. ""Si podría tener una estrella para cada vez usted me hizo sonrío, tendría el cielo entero de la noche en la palma de la mano.""Encuentre a un tipo que llama usted hermoso en vez de caliente, que llama usted apoya cuando usted cuelga en él, que se mantendrá despierto mirarle apenas duerme. Espere al tipo que besa su forhead, que quiere mostrarle lejos al mundo cuando usted está en sus sudores, que tiene la mano delante de sus amigos, Esperan el que constantemente le recuerda de cuánto él tiene interés en usted y cuán afortunado él es de tenerle. Espere el que gira a sus amigos y dice, "eso la es"."Trabaje como usted se puso necesita el dinero, el amor como usted nunca ha sido dolido, ha sido bailado como nadie mirar, cantar como nadie escuchar, y para vivir como su cielo en la tierra."AMBER
Ais forAstounding
Mis forMesmerizing
Bis forBold
Eis forExtreme
Ris forRefreshing What Does Your Name Mean?Take the quiz:
Which Napoleon Dynamite character are you? (pics)

Napoleon
You are Napoleon! You're out to prove that you have noting to prove! You do not follow the crowd, and you have a small group of close friends. You are creative, yet sometimes people do not appreciate your unique abilities! When people least expect it, you will save the day!

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I'd like to meet:

i wanna meet someone thats gonna take me serious, someone thats not gonna play games or fool around for that matter, i want someone thats gonna hold me when im cold, brush the tears away when i cry, hold me to let me know you love me, kiss me and mean it, kiss me when everyones looking to let them know that im YOURS, or kiss me when no ones looking to make me feel good, i want a guy that will say "i love you" and actually mean it, i want a guy that will stay up with me and talk to me about nothing for hours on end, or that will listen to me complain about my day and how much i hate people and just listen, or someone that will go to the store for me and get me what i like without even asking me first, someone that will bring me flowers for no reason just because, or buy me gifts that i like for no reason yeah thats about it
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Music:

i mostly listen to rap and R&B but i listen to everything like...rock, country, christian whatever as long as it sounds good!

Movies:

I like MEAN GIRLS its only the best freakin movie ever and i can quote every word!

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Television:

JUST WHEN YOU START TO LIKE SOMEONE ALOT & YOU THINK THEY ARE LIKING YOU BACK REALITY JUST SLAPS YOU IN THE FACE. WHEN HE IS THE ONLY THING ON YOUR MIND U JUST WISH HE WASN'T SO U COULD FORGET ABOUT HIM & MOVE ON BUT REALLY HE IS THE ONLY ONE FOR YOU THAT U REALLY WANT & ALL YOU CAN DO IS SIT AROUND & WAIT UNTIL THE DAY HE WILL COME OUT & BE TRUTHFUL WITH YOU & TELL YOU WHAT HE IS FEELING INSTEAD OF JUST LEADING YOU ON. WHEN HE DOES THAT IT WOULD BE THE HAPPIEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. BUT U DON'T REALLY SEE THAT HAPPENING IN THE NEAR FUTURE SO FOR NOW ON U GUESS ALL U GET TO DO IS SIT AROUND, BECUZ U THINK HE IS THE ONLY ONE FOR YOU & YOU CAN'T GET HIM OFF YOUR MIND. IF HE ONLY KNEW HOW BAD YOU REALLY WANT HIM!.... so totally true!
Which one of your friends:
Is the funniest: me
Is the smartest: umm prolly melissa
Is the most blonde: umm katie
Can you trust with anything: no one
Is the most athletic: Jeff K
Has the best smile: travis m.
Has the best hair: Mike Deezy lol syke!!
Can sing the best: Bianca T.
Whos your best friend of the opposite sex? Trev-nasty
Has the most classes with you: Lisa
Is the most daring: yo momma
Changes crushes as much as underwear: used to be lisa but know umm kyrsten!
Has had the longest relationship: melissa
Is the most emotional: Jessica
Is the richest: Travis J.
Is the most obsessive: Lisa
Is the girliest: Katie
Likes cottage cheese: umm dont care
Has the funniest laugh: quinyatta
Knows the most music: me!
Has the nicest room: umm dont know
Is the most popular: me
Is most likely to get married soon: lisa or melissa
Has the most common name: jessica
Has the most uncommon name: Quinyatta or Veonka
Has the best clothes: Kiara and Deandre
Knows EVERYTHING about you: No one
Is easiest to talk to: Lisa
Is easiest to be weird around: Lisa
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Books:

Books are the devil!

Heroes:

What a individual is in secret on his knees before god, thats who he really is and nothing more!!!

My Blog

wow already thanksgiving

This year is really going by so fast i cant believe it, it was just the summer and me and lisa were planning for homecoming now its all over and now its tanksgiving and next its going to be christmas ...
Posted by .::you already know::. on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 01:33:00 PST

ahhh the good old days!!!

Everyone 13 and older must read this!!!!!!!Before Sidekicks & iPods.Before MIKE JONESBefore PlayStation2 or X-BOX.Before the 5 hours(5min) of homework you put off every night.WHEN LIGHT UP SNEAKER...
Posted by .::you already know::. on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 02:41:00 PST