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Sophistication at its Best

Big girls rule the world...

About Me

How bout dem Jags!!! Yeah, it's the sexxxiest big girl you will EVER come in contact with!!! And, I come with all the trimmings! You wanna know anything about me, drop me a line or two...
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The Good , the bad and the ugly - A survey of your life by el_tino
* So basically.. *
Name?: Bygg N. Tasty
Age?: 25
Sex?: Love it
Birth Date?:
" 09-03-1980
Hair Color?: T1-30
Eye Color?: Medium brown
Height?: a towering 5 feet 2 inches
Weight?: naw, don't lift weights, lol
Body Type?: Fatfine... that means big and sexy
Piercings?: yeah... ears and tongue
Tattoos?: 1 but getting a melon on my melon and the sunrise on my back
What are you wearing right now?: just Bora Bora
What is your hairstyle at the moment?: kinky twists
* Favorites *
Soda?: Cheks... you know how we do!!
Food?: Shrimp
Drinks?: Water
Alcoholic drink?: Any top shelf vodka... Goose, Belve, Pravda
Time of day?: Well, da freaks come out at night
Season?: Autumn
Day of the week?: Saturday
Song at the moment?: Look back at it
Band/artist?: R. Kelly
Book?: Sex Chronicles I & II
Subject in school?: Math (Algebra)... but I teach reading
Place in the USA?: Duval!!!
Place outside the USA?: Spain
Color?: Blue
Style of clothes?: tight
Store?: ABC & Adam and Eve
Mall?: Gateway
City?: Jacksonville
Website?: Yahoo.... LMAO
Magazine?: People
Kind of pet?: Chia
* Worst *
Place to be?: anywhere dick ain't running free
Class in school?: Science
Time of day?: work hours
Season?: summer
Kind of pet?: iguana
Drink?: coke
Food?: school cafeteria food
Mall?: Regency... too many gits
Store?: Kmart
Style of clothes?: baggy
Celebrity?: Brittany Spears
Color?: White
Book?: text books
Type of music?: dat Beethoven shit
Website?: blackplanet... but wait, this is the interracial blackplanet
Magazine?: National Enquirer
* Daily Life *
When do you get up?: the crack of Dawn
What is your first thought?: wonder if I'mma get some today
What do you do first?: take a shit
What is your usual outfit?: slacks and blouse by day... jeans and halter by night
What is your first class of the day?: Read 180/ Intensive Reading
When does school end?: 2:45
Do you see your friends?: this is a stupid survey for young ass people in school... I'm a damn grown ass woman. I don't have friends!!
What do you do when you get home?: talk to my t-mobile buddies!!!
What time do you go to bed?: whenever my eyes involuntarily shut
* Do you... *
Brush your teeth daily?: Hell yeah yuck mouth ass niggas!!
Brush your hair daily?: nope... got braids!
Shower daily?: yeah, gotta have a clean ass to go with the clean teeth.
Sing?: yeah... do I sound good is the question
Dance?: yeah... I breaks it down
Party?: What the hell?? Party, dance... yada yada yada
Get drunk?: LMAO!!! Noooooo.... I gets faded!!
Have sex?: OMG!!! only during the day... ya know, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, etc...
Read books?: Yeah. It's a part of my job
Listen to music a lot?: yeah. Little midgets sing in my head
Read magazines?: naw
Go online a lot?: yeah... that's why I'm doingthis long ass survey
Have a religion?: DUH!! Yeah stupid
Have an iPod?: nope
Want an iPod?: is it free??
Have a girlfriend/boyfriend?: Hell Naw!!! Fuck anybody that is in love
Play an instrument?: no... been working on making my booty clap though
Get sick a lot?: sick of lying ass niggas
Watch TV?: sometimes...
Like MTV?: not really
Like VH1?: nope
Like the History Channel?: sometimes... I need to know some thatshit so when my students ask, I have somewhat of an answer
Have digital cable?: nope... us be po folks
Have more than 500 channels on your TV?: hell naw... I don't even have the patience to got thru 500
Listen to the radio?: yeah
Still use your CD player?: yeah
Stalk people?: yeah
Have more than 200 buddies in your buddy list?: not yet
Have dial-up internet?: nope... been there done that...
Have AOL?: yeah
Know HTML?: somewhat
Have a GPA higher than 3.9?: LMAO!!!! sure
Do well in honors classes?: Look, I told you before that I am NOT in school... stupid! But Iwas in honors and did well
* Music *
Do you listen to rap?: sure
R & B?: hell yeah
Blues and/or Jazz?: sometimes
Classical?: NO
Pop?: not really
Country?: NO
Emo/Screamo?: NO
Heavy Metal?: NO
Christian?: unfortunately, naw
Techno?: NOPE... that shit is whack
Reggae?: I do now... it's hot
Broadway Musical Songs?: NO
Oldies?: I'm an old school junkie
* In a boyfriend/girlfriend *
Hair color?: black or brown
Eye color?: any shade brown
Tattoos?: love them but not necessary
Piercings?: not too many... looks gay
Favorite Music?: don't care
Style of clothing?: nothing tight or off-brand
Body type?: sexy... nothing too fat and outrageous
Personality or looks?: both.. call me shallow
Would you go out with someone just for their money?: LOL... call me shallow j/k
Do you go on "Pity Dates"?: not anymore... learned my lesson
Does size matter?: YEAH!!! Dumb question
Do they have to be popular?: nope... I like them low key but not down low
Does the guy ask the girl out or the other way around?: doesn't ask long as both asnswer yeah
Where do you go on the first date?: He goes down and I go to sleep. Naw, the beach is cool
Kiss on the first date?: if the chemistry tells me to
Sex on the first date?: Hm,mm... that sounds like an incriminating question... I plea the fifth
* Right Now *
Do you think you look good right now?: DUH!!! I know I do
Are you eating something?: no, but I am hungry
Are you drinking something?: no... quite thirsty too
Are you IMing anyone?: naw... I'm invisible again
Are you talking on the phone with someone?: Are you psychic??
Are you talking face-to-face with someone?: No... Ma is talking to me but I ain't listening
What are you listening to?: Lae give me answers to this survey
What are you watching on TV?: Judge Judy mean ass
What other websites do you have open?: nothing
* What do you believe? *
Do you believe in ghosts?: no
The afterlife?: yeah
Aliens?: HELL NAW
God?: Definitely
The devil?: yea
Heaven?: yeah
Hell?: yeah
Scientology?: NOPE
Hinduism?: naw
Buddhism?: naw
Christianity?: yeah
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My Interests

Hmmm, my interests include laughing, playing spades, watching my Jags!, talking on the phone, and going to work

I'd like to meet:

...people with intelligence and a sense of humor. Haters, idiots, asshole, etc. are not welcome!!!!

Music:

R. KELLY!!! I love all old school, too.

Movies:

I like the goodies... Cooleyhigh, Five Heartbeats, Harlem Nights, Coming to America, The Color Purple, Raw, and You So Crazy.

Television:

In Living Color, Martin, Comicview, The Parkers, Boondocks

Books:

I read a lot of adolescent books so that I can preview them before allowing my students to read them. You'd be surprised how many adult situations occur but they are viewed thru the eyes of children...Tears of a Tiger Forged By Fire Darkness Before Dawn BANG! The Skin I'm In

Heroes:

I would definitely say that my mother is heroic to me. I also admire the many men and women that paved the way for me to become the individual that I have become!

My Blog

NO FUCKING STRANGERS

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Untitled

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Posted by Classiest in Duval on Fri, 28 Jul 2006 07:52:00 PST

Something for the fellas...

OK, when I wrote this, I was trippin'!!  Most guys tend to like it though.   Reciprocity I am hypnotized as you look deep into my eyes! My temperature rises as you caress my thighs! As you s...
Posted by Classiest in Duval on Mon, 03 Jul 2006 12:01:00 PST

Another Oldie...

Murder I never knew you had a heart so dark I never knew you had a mean ass bark I never knew you'd do so much dirt I never knew I'd be so damn hurt I never knew I'd put in so many years I never knew ...
Posted by Classiest in Duval on Mon, 03 Jul 2006 11:35:00 PST

Some stuff I Wrote when I was down...

My 1st Love i'm Angry letting myself trust you it's a Nuisance loving you with no reciprocity i Dread seeing you cause my heart weakens with the sight of you i Regret giving you my heart because i can...
Posted by Classiest in Duval on Mon, 03 Jul 2006 11:24:00 PST

Time Alone...

I have realized that I need, want, and deserve time to spend with myself.  I have spent the last 5 years wanting and needing a man to help define the quality of woman that I am.  I won't say...
Posted by Classiest in Duval on Tue, 30 May 2006 07:33:00 PST

I am the best and should be treated as such...

My cousin opened my eyes this weekend.  She said that there was a commonality in the way that the guys I date treat me.  SO, I stopped and looked at my current and past situations.  She...
Posted by Classiest in Duval on Mon, 15 May 2006 03:27:00 PST

Forgot...

OK, a while back I wrote a poem called "Nigganizer" but I don't know where it is and I can't remember the entire thing.  I'm not going to butcher my own shit by trying to memorize it.  But I...
Posted by Classiest in Duval on Sun, 07 May 2006 10:21:00 PST

Life is GOOD!!!

Although my life hasn't been going as I had planned, I realized that it's ok because it IS going as He has planned.  I decided that being angry about a particular situation does not change that ...
Posted by Classiest in Duval on Sun, 30 Apr 2006 11:57:00 PST

Oh so WRONG!!!

Boy oh boy... Just when I thought my dream guy was sent to me, I find out that he is not mine at all.  I'm not mad or anything, just confused as to how you know when it's right.  I mean, he ...
Posted by Classiest in Duval on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 03:09:00 PST