Loretta featuring the Flexi-Straws

About Me

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You can normally find me on Vineland Avenue in North Hollywood pushing my shopping cart and collecting recyclables. I do this as a way of making extra cash and getting my exercise at the same time. I also do this in hopes of being discovered by some big time Hollywood agent and perhaps, one day, to be a recurring star in a MasterCard or GEICO commercial. (It would be cool if I could be the next therapist in the "caveman" commercial.) Or perhaps star in my own action heroine movie! (Tech support by day, gun slingstress by night!) Maybe when I earn enough cash from recycling, I'll use that money on headshots and acting classes. So far, my acting experience only includes playing the third elf in a school Christmas play when I was in the fifth grade. I only had one line in the play, but at least I received a standing ovation from the audience and a kiss on the forehead from my Mom.

My Interests

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Have you ever wanted to know one of the many differences between the Marines and the "other guys"? See below:

Lenda Murray is simply awesome!

I'd like to meet:

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If you want to click on the above links and take a peek, then I'll consider getting to know you.

But seriously, I'm just here for family, existing friends, long-lost friends, and celebrities who I admire (bodybuilders and such).

If you are under the age of 25 or over the age of 45, you really have no business emailing me, unless you want to click on the above links and take a peek.

If you still have the need to contact me, please do NOT be uncouth or do 420 .

Thank you.

Music:

Movies:

Dreamgirls, Notebook, Happy Feet, Office Space, Full Metal Jacket

===== Are there moments at work when you feel like this?

Television:

Old re-runs of Melrose Place, Sex in the City, 90210, Nip/Tuck, Oz, American Gladiators

===== It's nice to see these two guys from Oz get along for once.

=====To the coolest old woman on television! Holla back, ya'll!

Books:

Catcher in the Rye, Women are from Venus Men are from Mars, Self Help Books, Romance and Mystery Novels, Huckleberry Finn, The Scarlet Letter, Catholism for Dummies, Fitness Magazines

Heroes:

My dad and my brothers.

My Blog

Text Messaging

I was browsing through the web and I stumbled upon a couple of websites regarding text messaging. http://www.vermeys.com/?p=267 http://www.thecrimson.com/article.aspx?ref=503805 Here are my thoughts o...
Posted by Loretta featuring the Flexi-Straws on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 09:08:00 PST

Bodybuilding Supplements: Save More Than 45% and Fast Shipping!

Buy BSN, MuscleTech, CytoSport, and many more popular brands at a discount price. Order online through me. Most of you know I'm into weightlifting, so you know I'll be my own customer. Jus...
Posted by Loretta featuring the Flexi-Straws on Sat, 08 Sep 2007 04:29:00 PST

Get Paid to Surf the Web!!!

I just joined a new company called AGLOCO that is changing the way regular users -- like you and me -- are rewarded for their use of the Internet. Instead of just a couple people making all the money ...
Posted by Loretta featuring the Flexi-Straws on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 10:31:00 PST

Why Young Men (other than my friends) Should NEVER Contact Me!

If you want to know the reason why is because, young men for the most part, are plain stupid! There's a reason why I don't want men younger than 25 to email me - they simply lack intelligence th...
Posted by Loretta featuring the Flexi-Straws on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 08:06:00 PST

For a Good Time Call: 240-432-4986

Hey All. Since I'm not really into married men from North Carolina, I thought I'd pass this "fine" young buck to all of you women who have no self-worth for themselves. You can thank me la...
Posted by Loretta featuring the Flexi-Straws on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 01:21:00 PST

Gone Phishing!

Howdy All! It appears that someone has gone phishing with my account. I apologize for all those nasty messages and comments that were posted using my account. Anyways, I hope that most of you knew tha...
Posted by Loretta featuring the Flexi-Straws on Tue, 01 May 2007 06:43:00 PST

How to let a guy down on MySpace - Loretta style!

Humor the fella! To: Philip http://www.myspace.com/33828449 Date: Jan 4 2007 1:01 AM Flag as Spam or Report Abuse [ ? ] Date Sent: 1/4/2007 1:01:00 AMBody:You're very funny....
Posted by Loretta featuring the Flexi-Straws on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 09:15:00 PST

Check out this perv!

So, this guy writes me this message: From: Amo37 http://www.myspace.com/114992006 Date: Sep 29 2006 11:59 PM Flag spam/abuse [ ? ] Subject: Hi Loretta Body: Hi! My name is Aaron a...
Posted by Loretta featuring the Flexi-Straws on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 12:11:00 PST

Yes, this IS my dating profile!

..> Basic Statistics Gender: Female Sexual Orientation: Straight Age: 30 Marital Status: Single Seeking: Casual dating, Serious relationship, Friends...
Posted by Loretta featuring the Flexi-Straws on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Bon Voyage to Me!

As you may already know, I will be deploying to the big sand box. I will be gone for a very long time. Time is nearing. My departure time will be "Mid February-ish". I'm sorry that I can't give you an...
Posted by Loretta featuring the Flexi-Straws on Sat, 11 Feb 2006 06:40:00 PST