Ticketmaster= morons |
Ticketmmaster=morons.
I still got my Tix!
Ticketmaster are my bitch
Posted by on Sat, 08 Jul 2006 19:35:00 GMT |
Why I don't like bananas |
That last blog brought up a memory of high school. I used to drive a Karmann Ghia. The heat on those things is pulled right off the engine( filtered of course... maybe) and the only way to cut the hea...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 19:31:00 GMT |
Antfestation |
I just got off the phone with one of my best friends. His car has been infested with ants. Pooor baby. This is the same guy who didn't tell me there were black widows in the laundry room. I was rushed...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 13:59:00 GMT |
spray painting lawn jockeys |
I once worked across the street from an old country type junk store. Out front were usually a hodge podge of old toilet, sinks and other such stuff. One day a lawn jockey appeared amidst the junk . I ...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 14:09:00 GMT |
Coffin nails |
Ever do something so f'ing crazy that you knew it kill a realtionship? Like stalk someone? Ever know it was going to be a death-blow but you did it anyway? I hope to regain my sanity soon. Goodbye ps...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 13:42:00 GMT |
oh, get this |
I sent out a group e-mail this morning and include a guy I broke things off with over a year ago. He wants me to come over to his house (tonight!) and he'll cook for me. Ha de da da. Nope.
Posted by on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 14:37:00 GMT |
I'm just going to go ahead and blame netzero or my shitty landlords |
FOR EVERYTHING
Posted by on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 15:30:00 GMT |
Anorexic feline |
Mikey, the gay anorexic cat puked on my monitor again. Warm cracking cat vomitus smells like what i can only invision as the sky IN HELL. What really gets me is that it woke me up from my planned na...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 15:17:00 GMT |
happy |
Day 6 of still loving my job. WHEEEEEEEEEE yo mutha fucka wheeee
Posted by on Mon, 22 May 2006 15:24:00 GMT |
A cursed automobile |
Can a car have bad Karma? A target that is perceivable to everyone but me? Why, Oh why, Batmanuel, do you have to be a magnet for stupid drivers? My neck hurts.
Posted by on Mon, 01 May 2006 15:10:00 GMT |
