No intricate metaphors of wisdom. No sully situations, no wishing for future hopes based on a mistaken past. No dreams of success because the present makes all dreams seem out of reach. No bumbling through my life, its oops', its highs, its incredible failures, and definately not its appearence...how like life. This is life, dull like golf, as exciting as a new love, as ugly as A.C. Green, and as beautiful as Hallie Berry. It's awkard like Andy Dick and as strange as Tom Green. My life, as absurd and uneeded as it is, is average, if that. I will never have an impact on anything of substantial worth and will never lead anyone to any new understanding of themselves or what they are searching for. I will hide behind my face until my time is over and disappear faster than I ever became. Life is a quick journey that ends in the middle, the rest is simply futile.When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Joshua
Birthday: October 17th
Birthplace: Rugby, ND
Current Location: Grand Forks
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: Don't really know, 5 sumpin
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right mostly
Your Heritage: German/Norwiegen
The Shoes You Wore Today: Sandals
Your Weakness: Love
Your Fears: Love
Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Break Free
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: Bzzz...Bzzz...Bzzz
Your Best Physical Feature: Not sure if I have one
Your Bedtime: Normally pretty Late
Your Most Missed Memory: My Family
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Mickie's
Single or Group Dates: Neither, I don't date
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: I'll take a budlight
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Not a fan
Do you Smoke: Sadly
Do you Swear: Not as much as I smoke
Do you Sing: Not as well as I smoke
Do you Shower Daily: haha, normally
Have you Been in Love: I have
Do you want to go to College: I do
Do you want to get Married: Did once, don't know now
Do you get Motion Sickness: I do, bad...bad place to be
Do you get along with your Parents: They are the greatest
Do you like Thunderstorms: Love them, sex anyone?
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yeah
In the past month have you Smoked: Yeah
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Nope, except for alcohol and nicotine
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Someone fix this, Oreo's do not come in a box
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Never
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Um...nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: A quarter from my roommate?
Ever been Drunk: Ever asked a stupid question
Ever been called a Tease: I suppose, but i'm pretty easy, lol
Ever been Beaten up: Definately
Ever Shoplifted: Not since I was a kid
How do you want to Die: Watching the O.C.(I will never watch the O.C.)
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Happy
What country would you most like to Visit: Italy
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Hazel
Favourite Hair Color: Not too important
Short or Long Hair: Depends
Height: Not Important
Best Clothing Style: On, in public anyway
Number of Drugs I have taken: Enough
Number of CDs I own: Enough
Number of Piercings: None
Number of Tattoos: First one is coming
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Just one
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