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Tuntland Gator

Gears of War ....... my life is complete:)

About Me

i'm just a typical guy, some say i have no morals or that im just insane the fact is i dont give a good gad damn about a whole lot. i say whats funny. even if its sacreligous or a little racist or just generally mean to the homeless or retarded, if they take offense good! i cant stand stupid people, i like small bits of useless trivia, sports, parties,dancing, being hardcore while rocking out, going to movies, hanging with friends, and making people laugh. im not gonna list the things i dont like cuz i dont like typing so that should about sum things up. FREE MYSPACE LAYOUTS, Video Game Myspace Layouts like Gears of War, Halo 2, and Halo 3, funny myspace graphics, Halo 2 graphics, scrollbars, amazing contact tables and much more only at HotSexyLayouts.com!!

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My Interests

Girls interest me, amoung other things, being hardcore! I also like making fun of things, namely friends and their interest, people I don't know, and just about anything else. I make people laugh that's what I do.!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Mike Tuntland, but pronounced TuntLANNNDDD!!
Birthday: 10/17/86
Birthplace: SANDWICH, IL (at noon it was lunch time)
Current Location: Shabbona IL (dont bother its not not the map)
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: brown
Height: 6'0"
Right Handed or Left Handed: right handed
Your Heritage: mostly norweigen (like vikings i also like to rape and pilage!)
The Shoes You Wore Today: vans
Your Weakness: I always seem to be fucking something up!
Your Fears: spiders thats it, though
Your Perfect Pizza: cant allow myself to eat it anymore
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: 6 pack by my birthday almost there!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: dont have AIM but it would be buttsex or fag
Thoughts First Waking Up: Another routine day in the life of mike!
Your Best Physical Feature: me
Your Bedtime: 10 minutes ago
Your Most Missed Memory: My Trip to Jamaica with drinking dancing and jews!
Pepsi or Coke: Neither
MacDonalds or Burger King: MCyD's maybe not the food but the conversation was always vulgar and intertaining!
Single or Group Dates: What's Dating?
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: dont drink it
Chocolate or Vanilla: Cant eat that now either
Cappuccino or Coffee: neither not 65 yet
Do you Smoke: cigars once in a while
Do you Swear: alot
Do you Sing: i dable
Do you Shower Daily: yes
Have you Been in Love: define love
Do you want to go to College: in it rite now gonna get a doctorate in Chemistry just so people have to call me DR.
Do you want to get Married: down the road yes
Do you belive in yourself: belief is not a matter of believing but beliefs as a whole soin that respect i believe
Do you get Motion Sickness: no well maybe only well i spin in circles like the teacups
Are you a Health Freak: im now, 40 less lbs later
Do you get along with your Parents: yes even though i dont see them much
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes ride the lightening man!
Do you play an Instrument: no i wish though
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: you bettcha
In the past month have you Smoked: nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: if myspace is a drug yes
In the past month have you gone on a Date:try over a year!
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: everythings a mall now
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: that part of me has died
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: does a gold fish count?
In the past month have you been on Stage: im always on a stage i like to make people laugh
In the past month have you been Dumped: i wish!
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: not in water?
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no but i wish some one would steal my heart
Ever been Drunk: am right now
Ever been called a Tease: no but i once offered a guy with no legs a pair of shoes i felt so stupid i gave him 2 left ones!!
Ever been Beaten up: i do the beating around here
Ever Shoplifted: nope
How do you want to Die: guns blazing/ doing something crazy(like going to the zoo and punching the biggest gorilla they got/or saving a girl i like
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: CSI or a SWAT sniper
What country would you most like to Visit: Italy i want to be a gladiator i was born in the wrong era,and i'll be in Rome next summer!
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: green
Favourite Hair Color: doesnt matter
Short or Long Hair: long beautiful hair
Height: shorter than me
Weight: not a deuce or a deuce and a half (id sex up a whale if a wanted weight)
Best Clothing Style: whatever looks nice!
Number of Drugs I have taken: 1?
Number of CDs I own: alot
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: one a black dragon on my bicep
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 3 and 2 of the are the same thing!

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Music:

Classic Rock, AC/DC, and yes we're going to get some brews and hot women, some fast cars and fight all night long! Zepplin, Metallica, tom petty, steve miller, basically 102.9 MKB

Movies:

Anything I mean anything will entertain me, like dumb and dumber, tommy boy, super troopers, 40 year old virgin, anchorman, team america, braveheart, the lord of the rings trilogy, old school, southpark, troy, kindom of heaven, alexander, orgasmo, fight club, kung fu hustle, king kong, con air,with lots and lots more.

Television:

Late night with Conan O'Brien, just the first 20 minutes the rest is a bore or Mythbusters, Ghost Hunters CSI, or anything on the history and discovery channel

Books:

My favorite books of all time are Stephen King's Dark Tower series, Tom Clancy, Da Vinci Code, Clive Cussler,i like to read so the list is too long

Heroes:

Heroes are over-rated so I don't have any!

My Blog

Did someone hack into ur messages and post them all on discussprofiles.com

Did someone hack into ur messages and post them all on discussprofiles.com
Posted by Tuntland Gator on Tue, 27 May 2008 07:39:00 PST

Did someone hack into ur messages and post them all on discussprofiles.com

Did someone hack into ur messages and post them all on discussprofiles.com
Posted by Tuntland Gator on Tue, 27 May 2008 04:48:00 PST

10 worst religions

Hate me if you Must! 10.   Buddhism--Its number 10 becuz they just want to reach nirvana by the eight fold path and they dont believe in heaven or hell but they do look up to Buddha, a smal...
Posted by Tuntland Gator on Wed, 03 May 2006 11:55:00 PST

10 worse alcoholic beverages

What kinda monster to you think i am 10 worst alcoholic beverages ha!!Come on now guys, if you have ever drank in your life you know alcohol is your friend in any form! but if you got a favorite go ah...
Posted by Tuntland Gator on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 12:09:00 PST

10 worst movies i own

This one is for jason and Mr. Stein for always saying i buy the worst movies even though i have over 160 movies it was hard to find 10 bad ones !! 10.   Napolean Dynamite-- It was funny the ...
Posted by Tuntland Gator on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 09:18:00 PST

10 worst things keeping you a virgin

These are some of the worst things hindering you on your quest for sex!! 10.    Big Old E.D.--Thats rite if you can't get it hard than you can't get it wet! Its only 10 cuz there are pi...
Posted by Tuntland Gator on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 12:15:00 PST

10 worst responses/reactions a girl gives when you ask her out

(10 being bad 1 being the worst) So some of these i have gotten and some are yet to come! 10.       (Let's just be friends)--yeah like thats gonna work now that she knows...
Posted by Tuntland Gator on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 10:35:00 PST

A Miss Timed Call

i am scared i'm about to lose my blog virginity, but here it goes. i want to state now that i am sober and have been sober all nite(for those of you who dont know the meaning it is when you are NOT in...
Posted by Tuntland Gator on Sun, 22 Jan 2006 01:33:00 PST