I believe in me. I believe in the stoke, the soul, pecan pie, the Cowboys, the small of a woman's back, the balata ball and Regis. I believe in Apple Jacks, flipping the channel, replacing my divots and southern hospitality. I believe in magic. I believe that the novels of Michael Crichton are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe in flip-flops, Santa Claus, eggs cooked over-medium, night-putting, and mashed potatos. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald could not have acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf, the designated hitter, and steroids. I believe in the spirit of Aloha. I believe in bacon, the sweet spot, sideburns, and post-it notes. I believe in Tony Romo. I believe in taking the pin out. I believe in calling my Dad on Saturdays and my Mom on Sundays. I believe in sharp cheddar cheese and dusty old vinyl LPs. I believe in opening your presents Christmas Eve rather than Christmas morning. I believe in little Debbie Snack Cakes, Halloween and Kevin Arnold. I believe in American Muscle Cars and Whole Milk, and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses (with my beautiful girlfriend Raychel) that last three days.
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I love my job.
Hawaiian Spinner Dolphins
at Kealakekua Bay
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Spotted Eagle Ray
at Kealakekua Bay
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HOW TO SURF
The Sportos, the Motorheads, Geeks, Sluts, Bloods, Waistoids, Dweebies, and the Dickheads.
D E V O
The Dandy Warhols, Oasis, Elvis, Ween, Ray Charles, Brian Jonestown Massacre, Neutral Milk Hotel, The Ventures, Devo, George Jones, Benjamin Wentz, Kraftwerk, Bran Van 3000, Webb Pierce, Louis Armstrong, Yo La Tengo, James Taylor, The Velvet Underground, Tesla, Stereolab, Lou Rawls, The Stone Roses, Johnny Cash, Billy Ocean, Daft Punk, The South Austin Jug Band, Lucus Hudgeons and the First Cousins, The Moistboyz, Beck, The Mother Truckers, Led Zeppelin, My Bloody Valentine, The Smiths, White Stripes, Chemical Brothers, Ride, Willie Nelson, Earth, Wind & Fire, Motorhead, Stevie Wonder & Lionel Ritchie.
Coen Brothers
Miami Vice
Duke Kahanamoku
Tiger Woods
Mavs
Cowboys