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Angry Dan

Makin' it rain like Pacman Jones

About Me

I've got perspective on life. That's all.

My Interests

Trying to be caught ridin' dirty.

I'd like to meet:

Pacman Jones. To just be able to hang out with him for one night and straight up make it rain- that's what life is about.Chris Hansen. He brings a hip style and flavor to busting kiddy diddlers. But if I met him I would still punch him in the face, and I don't know why. It's probably his over-the-top gay ass newsreporter voiceovers.

Music:

Red Hot Chili Peppers, Pink Floyd, Tool, Who, Police, Rolling Stones, Talking Heads, The Band, J Geils, Offspring, 311, Allman Bros, 2pac, Biggy, Nas, AZ, Wu-Tang, Weezer, Nirvana, Rage Against The Machine, Stone Temple Pilots, Alice in Chains, Pearl Jam, Warren Zevon, Foreigner, Oasis, Metallica, Jay-Z, Kanye West, Talib Kweli, Linkin Park, Outkast, Mos Def, Blue Oyster Cult, George Harrison, Van Halen, Paul Simon, David Bowie, Guns n Roses, Gin Blossoms, John Lennon, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Fuel, Sublime, Led Zeppelin, Tom Petty

Movies:

Cobra, Spaceballs, Van Wilder, Dumb and Dumber, Dazed and Confused, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Goodfellas, Major League, Billy Madison, Anchorman, Zoolander, Napoleon Dynamite, The Butterfly Effect, Happy Gilmore, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Outside Providence, Back to the Future, Star Wars Ep. III, Rocky IV, Goldeneye, Kickboxer

Television:

24, Ali G, Chappelle, South Park, Curb Your Enthusiasm

Books:

Night, The Iliad, The Odyssey, Catcher in the Rye, 1984, Animal Farm, The Stranger, Waiting for Godot, The Crucible, Huckleberry Finn

Heroes:

Willie McGinest. Tim Wakefield. And my gypsy-hating grandmother.

My Blog

Roger Clemens Is A Pretentious Attention Whore

Self-centered egomaniac Roger Clemens has just announced he is returning to the Yankees. Whatever, they'll still suck and choke in the playoffs. My real problem isn't the team Clemens is playing for, ...
Posted by Angry Dan on Sun, 06 May 2007 12:53:00 PST

God Bless Tyler Brayton

I hereby endorse my former neighbor and Oakland Raiders LB Tyler Brayton as a true ambassador for not taking shit from sissy faggots like Jerramy Stevens. Tyler is a man of integrity and as he admits&...
Posted by Angry Dan on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 03:59:00 PST

Sarah Mclachlan

Sarah McLachlan was just on Leno singing a Christmas song from her new gay album. Its fucking October.
Posted by Angry Dan on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 09:39:00 PST

There's a Duran Duran conert on InHD right now.

There's a Duran Duran concert on InHD right now. But here is what I really learned. That Notorious BIG song where in the background all those fat bitches are just yelling "notorious." (post-mortem Big...
Posted by Angry Dan on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 08:03:00 PST

South Park drinking game. More succesful than the Red Sox

Last night's South Park drinking game went very well. In preparation, I ate 6 tacos and drank two glasses of milk. I realized what we were getting into and felt the need to fill up my belly with some ...
Posted by Angry Dan on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 09:03:00 PST

Please enjoy yourselves this weekend, and play this:

Here's a little something I put together for the people; our friends Fred and Rich have endorsed this product on WBCN:  The South Park drinking game (some slight amendments to it may fo...
Posted by Angry Dan on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 02:19:00 PST

Respect my property rights

Whoever has taken the hubcap off my front left wheel- obviously someone in the hood, only in Dorchester- please give it back already. This is total bush-league horseshit and if I saw you do it, I woul...
Posted by Angry Dan on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 08:34:00 PST

Cory Lidle- if youre a softy, I wouldnt read any of this

Ok in all sincerity and honesty, may God  Bless Cory Lidle and his family for what they have endured. Now, to the comedy. Ok come on, life is funny. And if I died like that, and you guys didnt ma...
Posted by Angry Dan on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 08:05:00 PST

I Love Lesbians

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63G5TRcAYHY One of the best performances ever. One of the best songs ever. Pearl Jam's State of Love and Trust. This one is also really good: http://www.youtube.com/wat...
Posted by Angry Dan on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 07:59:00 PST

These people are crazy

I made a brief joke about Amish people, but I really feel horrible for what happened. Some lunatics dont though: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,217975,00.html For once, hats off to Sean Hannity a...
Posted by Angry Dan on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 07:32:00 PST