About Me
Just your average super-intelligent, charming, uber-witty, devilishly handsome, modest, debonaire, telekinetic with a penchant for procrastination. Some say I'm more striking than handsome, but I guess that's just another argument for the ages. I spend most of my time chronicling the tragic life and times of Wylie E. Coyote for my upcoming book and practicing my favorite sport, curling, in preperation for the 2010 Olympics (Look out Vancouver!). I'm working my way up to my dream job, jewel thief, but am currently stuck in an entry-level petty vandal position (stupid glass ceilings). To date, my greatest accomplishments are developing the fighting style Jeet Kune Do "The Way of the Fist" and inventing the dance known as "The Worm". As for my future, my only hope is that when they put me on a stamp they use the young Mike.
