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Christian's Mommy

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About Me

I'm a pretty simple kinda girl. I love to meet people, but I'm not the kind to depend on anyone. I've worked hard and earned everything I have. I love animals, especially my lil shu shu kitty, Tux, and my mom's pup pup, Hershey. I love my family more than life it's self and would do anything for them. At this exact point in time, I am waiting to meet my son, but already love him dearly. His father is a pain, but I can do nothing more than deal with it and love him for giving me my first born. I also love all of my friends dearly and would give the clothes off my back for them. If you can't already tell from this whole paragraph, I tend to love freely. I have entirely too much trust and respect in the human race despite being bitten. As far as my social side goes, I'm not the one that you will find in the club. I'm more of the rent a movie and order some pizza kinda girl. Laying on the couch or even in the bed and just talking about life, friends, or what 'that' felt like is perfectly fine with me. Now, that doen't mean that I wouldn't love to go and explore something new. I would love to travel more and see every corner of the world. I had a friend who took me out on a little 'hike' with a buddy of hers and we just climbed around in the woods. I thought it was amazing. It was new and exciting, something I hadn't really ever done. If you have something new to show me or want someone to experience it with, I'm your girl. If you just wanna chat, it's still me :) If you are interested in anything else, let me know. I am an open book, feel free to come read. Myspace For Girls Only - Preview.com
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My Interests

Christian Allen Bishop, photography, friends, music, school, and my mommy's business thats really gonna b huge!

I'd like to meet:

every one... as long as ur not some stupid bitch that is gonna end up driving me crazy, im cool. I LOVE U ALL

Music:

Nirvana, Korn, Pink Floyd, Primus, A Perfect Circle, Tool, Mindless Self Indulgence, M.I.A., Lady Sovereign, Filter, Marcy Playground, Marilyn Manson, Gorillaz, Beck, Blur, Butthole Surfers, Cake, Alien Ant Farm, Aerosmith, Three 6 Mafia, System of a Down, Bloodhound Gang, Cherry Poppin' Daddies, Squirrel Nut Zippers, Franz Ferdinand, Sublime, Crazy Town, Alanis Morissette, No Doubt, Cracker, Black Eyed Peas, Cyprus Hill, Deftones, Green Day, Kings of Leon, NIN, Presidents of the United States, They Might Be Giants...

Movies:


Bullet Tooth Tony: So, you are obviously the big dick. The men on the side of ya are your balls. There are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey faggot balls. Vinny: These are your last words, so make them a prayer. Bullet Tooth Tony: Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two small mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties mangled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with ya. The fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun. (withdraws his gun) And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O" written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Fuck off.

Television:

Charmed, Nip/tuck, Who's line is it?, That 70's Show, Simpsons, CSI: Las Vegas, Talk Sex, and some other stuff...

Books:

Anything by John Grishm, Stephen King, Erika Lopez... no, u know what, im gonna stop right there... this list is going to incredibly too long.

Heroes:

My mom, because she has been through soooo much shit and is still the strongest woman i know. My grandfather, because he was such a huge inspiration to me in such a short time.... RIP. And, in no self serving way, me. I have learned so much over the last few years from all my own fuck ups. These have made me stronger and will get me farther than ive ever been.

My Blog

i hate u

I gave u my heart and u have done ur best to completely fuck that up. i loved u for the longest and its like it doesnt mean shit to u. i even did one thing i swore i never would and that doe...
Posted by Christian's Mommy on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 07:55:00 PST

I’m from Georgia, BITCHES!!

Somebody from California apparently wrote the top part, but somebody from Georgia came back and put them on their asses at the bottom. And whoever that was, GOD BLESS YOU!CALIFORNIA:- I can wear sanda...
Posted by Christian's Mommy on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 06:40:00 PST

Fuck Myspace... Fuck EVERYTHING!!!!!

FUCK MYSPACE FUCK JACOB JONES FUCK ALL U FAKE ASS PEOPLE FUCK ALL THE BITCHES THAT ACT LIKE THEY'RE STILL IN HIGH SCHOOL FUCK NOT HAVING ANY FRIENDS THAT ACTUALLY GIVE A FLYING FUCK FUCK SITTING HERE ...
Posted by Christian's Mommy on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 07:03:00 PST

My Boy

So, I had my son a week ago on the 12th of June. His name is Christian Allen Bishop, weight was 7lbs 15.3oz, and was 19in long. He is the most beautiful little boy I have ever seen. He is the love of ...
Posted by Christian's Mommy on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 05:08:00 PST

Stupid Bitches

Ok, if ur gonna spread ur legs, take care not to get pregnant. In the event that you DO get pregnant, dont take it out on the kid. Have the baby, dont fuckin kill it, you dumb bitch. And when you do h...
Posted by Christian's Mommy on Sun, 20 May 2007 05:57:00 PST

RIP

so... my grandfather died today. I already miss him soooo much. he was my saving grace. if it weren't for him, i know my life would be 100% different. he taught me to be strong and stand up for m...
Posted by Christian's Mommy on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 01:56:00 PST