Worst pick up line ever |
Hey! You're not out of my league!
Posted by Shannon on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 02:10:00 PST |
Yeehaw |
So I was looking on the webpage for the Louisiana DMV, to see if I had to change my registration. I came to a page that had some information regarding personalized plates. Plug this into yer browser,...
Posted by Shannon on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 11:44:00 PST |
Not fair. |
Six weeks ago I got a check for $45.05 in my office mail box. They come periodically, to reimburse me for travel expenses, incidental purchases for the lab, pedicures, etc. etc. I couldn't remember ex...
Posted by Shannon on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 02:59:00 PST |
Talking Trash |
The other day my toothbrush fell into the garbage can. My first thought was "DANG IT! Now I have to throw it away!" And then I realized that I already had.
Posted by Shannon on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 12:26:00 PST |
Hey locksmith |
Yes, I appreciate your help breaking into my apartment. No, I do not want to get a cup of coffee with you.Yes, I am now totally weirded out that you know how to break into my apartment.
Posted by Shannon on Mon, 13 Mar 2006 10:52:00 PST |
Hey pregnant lady |
I know you are pregnant and that you are probably having issues with your hormones and whatnot, but it was totally unnecessary for you to kick that old lady's bag because it bumped your brother's leg ...
Posted by Shannon on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 12:37:00 PST |
Hey suicidal dude |
Next time you throw yourself in front of a train, please don't do it during heavy commuting hours. That's just selfish. I was like an hour and half late this morning.
Posted by Shannon on Wed, 01 Feb 2006 02:46:00 PST |
Heavy Flow down 880 |
So this morning, there was an accident on 880 south. I sat in stop and go traffic for like 20 mintues. When I finally got to the front, I saw that a semi full of maxi pads had crashed, littering the e...
Posted by Shannon on Sat, 17 Sep 2005 04:00:00 PST |
