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kristone

I am here for Friends

About Me

i dont have the damn internet so dont fucking try to contact me....i will find you, in your bed, or in your tent, perhaps in your pinto...i have my fucking ways bitch...i dont even have a fucking car man but i will ride the bus or take cab, or give some one enough blow to give me a ride in a jet plane directly to your ass...

My Interests

didnt i fill this out already?

I'd like to meet:

i want to meet jesus christ, you know, the one who will come save my fucking life

Music:

i like the 90's shit, morphine and pearl jam, nirvana and manson, but i also like the old shit like zeppelin and hendrix, janis and c.c.r. , and the really old shit like johnny horton or marty robbins, i like dr. dre and ludacris, and the whole "office space" soundtrack, anything really, my most resent obsessions are pretty girls make graves, and sins of thy beloved.

Movies:

pi, pi, pi, oh, wait i just drilled my fucking head out with a drill, its fine, im okay, movies? lithium you do not snort, but cocaine you can! movies? how about Bevis and Butthead do America, just about all Steven King movies except for the tommyknockers and a few others, SLC punk, the powerpuff girls movie, falling down, texas chainsaw massacre (old and new), fear and loathing but only if you are on drugs too, man on fire, any cheesy horror flicks, caddyshack, dirty dancing, adam sandler movies, spawn (the animated), police academy, detroit rock city, samuri jack movie, the cell, killbill volumes one and two, vanilla sky, american beauty, what dreams may come, all the saturday night live cast movies, cult classics, rocky, all good movies, but movies with Paris hilton, not so good

Television:

tv do i have tv? oh wait i fucking dont....i hope your fucking eyeballs fall the fuck out and mtv comes to your fucking rescue, you know to save the day with the best music ever, you fucking new york princess. all i have is fucking pbs yeh i really like sagwa, and the show with the dragons, its really exciting let me tell you.

Books:

so hard to keep me satisfied, i like anything that you can read, er that i can read, i cant read small print, big print is fun, i really like the pictures that come with the big print, i like the newspaper classifieds, the horoscopes, road signs, or really anything that comes with pictures....

Heroes:

you, you fucking dick, you are my fucking hero, you keep my sanity right were it has always been, silver and gold baby, copper and silver did i already say silver? i meant nickle, nickle goddam it, fuck, im not a damn typist, i dont get paid for this shit, fuck off, i hope you die, er, i dont hope you die i just hope that you like afi..............................no, no, not really i dont really hope you like afi, because that would be sad, sad, sad, unless its the season song....i dont know what the fuck i am doing...i have to go now...

My Blog

fucking bums

so i live in denver now and i hate it....but thats beside the point, the point is that i walked down to my local gas station and this bum asks me if i have any change to spare...it just so happens tha...
Posted by kristone on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

how do you know? really?

so the other day i was walking, because i have no car, to the grocery store to buy some milk. When the most unexpected thing in the world happened. I passed a small boy sitting on the bench, the cra...
Posted by kristone on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST