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the classic whodunnit calls for intrigue and misdirection so in order to find that which you are seeking you must first look in the opposite direction. This is where you will usually find something very interesting indeed, namely that which you were seeking but did not know you needed. Take the thing which you did not know you needed but have found and climb to the tallest available rocky outcropping and when you have reached the top and are thoroughly winded, sit down and examine whatever it is you may be holding in your hand. You must contemplate this item for 3 hours or until it begins to feel heavy and warm and when it does, toss it over the edge and think about it no more. Repeat this exercise until you have found a ruby the size of your fist and then move to the international space station as a VIP guest. This is the path to happiness.