get your own ad... You: klutzy magician who's tired of searching for the meaning of life and is ready to find it fully embodied in my gorgeous personage. My attitudes and opinions change daily, so please don't try to nail me to the facts. If you're a relative of Mr. Spock looking for a perfectly logical organism, I'm definitely not your soulmate. I like to smoke while gardening, sip bourbon with my brown rice, and skim Shakespeare while watching reruns of "Roseanne."