The Godmother
The Hitwoman
The Sexy SpyThese are three main members (and penguin counter parts)of this lethal team. The Godmother: Beatrice: very deadly, don't piss her off or you'll regret it, sex kitten, and devious when it comes to revenge. The Hitwoman: Georgia: witty, innocent looking (that's just her cover), brilliant when it comes to bullshitting a cover-up story, quite handy at stalking, and our Kama Sutra expert. The Sexy Spy: Lucy: incredibly sexy, awesome cleavage, great at seducing as a distraction, documents many Mafia missions, the more rustic one of the trio, a tad directionally challenged, but somehow always turns mishap into success. This trio is highly trained in the arts of terrorizing, seducing, revenging, manipulating, illegal photo taking, and the occasional stalking (we prefer the turn "enthusiastic admiration"). The Front-woman: DD-Pablo-who deals with and balances all the minions before they go through the mafia. She is hot of course like the rest and enjoys sponge-bob. The Grandgodmother J-Hizzle- assists the Hitwoman as well as the mafia for thorough revenge plots and schemes and also very good at what she does. Unlike most Mafias they don't kill (there's a Buddhist in the group), much to Bea's dismay. They enjoy long walks on the beach, taking illegal photos, meeting foreign hotties at TCBY, skinny dipping and hanging the Hitwoman out of a suburban window in attempts to make calls on her cell phone. All in all, this group is inseparable and could justly be compared with outpatients.
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