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About Me



YOUR'E TURNING BLUE - RECORDED 27-feb-2006 on dr. sampler thru a behringer eurorack onto PC with micro korg.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 16/01/2006
Band Members: Rad Mac Daddy Smurf: vocals.. . . Pinki Smurf: vocals, axe .. . . Kewti Smurf: drums, assorted bits .. .
Influences: vodka, gin, peter stuyvesant (classic), love, hate, lemonade, smurfs, gargamel, azrael, short skirts, tennis, gutters, leave it to beaver, uno, those bins, suicide, massage parlours, nudity, dead ponies, toad in the hole, shoes, strawberries.
Sounds Like: experimental dentistry, orgasm, slapping dead things against horse's arse, vodka, chain letters, making love in elevators when its full of people, blood stains on white underwear, prams, lowrider bicycles screeching in wet weather, pogo sticks in busy intersections, voodoo, dog collars, britney spears giving birth, cancer is overrated.
Type of Label: Major

My Blog

Scarey Pig in the Tunnel

Today pinki met the pig in the tunnel. Oh how that pig could smurf the brass razoo so sweetly. but pinki got scared and ran away. Pigs are ugly, smurfs are kewt. No tricking us! Pinki also enjoyed th...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Jan 2006 23:14:00 GMT

thai whiskey

my mushroom is warm and soggy makes me feel like fucking thai whiskey street vomit bite my guitar it smells so why dont you die.
Posted by on Tue, 17 Jan 2006 22:35:00 GMT