Snoopy

Most of the time, people say I'm a real dog. But really I'm a people person. I like to be around people all the time. I'm great with kids. I like to go to the park, go down the slide, go for long walks on the beach, moonlit walks in the park are great, too. Especially with Brian. He's the best.I have red hair, sad brown eyes, perfect teeth, and an athletic build. I think I am height/weight proportionate, but some people say I'm thin. That maybe I have an eating disorder. That I like to binge and purge, you know. Some geniuses even say I have worms. Some say that maybe Brian never buys me any food! Some people are just mean. But I guess some people just don't know any better. The reality is that I have never gone hungry since I've been with Brian. He gets me the best food money can buy and I always have plenty of it at my disposal. He's great. I just wish he liked cats, cause I'd love to have one.I have four children. All are grown and moved out on their own. Three girls and one boy. I love and miss them dearly. My boy Bernie lives with my parents, who live in Wapato, where I was born. I see them as often as I can, but honestly it's never enough. You know how kids and parents are.I like to spend most of my time hanging out, being a bum at A Sober Breath. People there are nicer to me than they are to most people. I am treated like a celebrity there. Remember that Cheers jingle..."I wanna go where everybody knows your name"? Well that's how I feel when I'm there. It's the best. Only thing is that on some Friday nights, I just have to be careful about getting caught in a mosh. It gets crazy like that sometimes.