mel [lbsg]

call me mel
i'm eighteen
freshman at unc
Trait snapshot: I am messy and disorganized. I'm the life of the party. I'm tough and outgoing. I rarely worry. I am vegetarian, and proud of it. I like big parties. I make friends easily. I like to stand out and I like to make fun of people. Ask and most of the time you shall recieve. I have dual personalities. I am going to treat you the way you treat me. I hate people who are condescending. I can be reckless. I am not a conformist. Don't bring me your drama. I have a jealous and slightly passive-agressive nature. I've been called every stinking name in the book, so calling me ugly/fat is not going to hurt my feelings, sorry. I can be mistaken for superficial and inconsistent. I love to dance. Don't stalk me. I spill shit and I embarass myself a lot. I hate it when my iPod dies. I would love to marry: (a) Jim Sturgess; (b) Rob Pattinson; (c) Ryan Kirkland; (d) all of the above. When I'm sad, I sleep/watch Bob Ross videos. I'm ticklish everywhere. When life gives me lemons, I make strawberry pop. I love listening to people play the guitar. I'm mostly optimistic. I love hockey (I'm a fan, not a player). The only thing I can cook is pasta and toast. I cry during a lot of movies. I am not easily manipulated. I'm afraid of failure. I'll laugh at myself if no one else does. I have a very low bullshit tolerance. I like to play poker, now that I've learned how. I like being in charge. I'm a naturally born leader. I'm a little strange. I like food. Be who you are and say how you feel, and you and I will get along just fine ;) Don't ever lie to me. I have an unsatisfied need to ally myself with others whose standards are as high as my own. I am easily irritated. I love my job. I'm a lifeguard. No wisecracks, please. My newest addictions are pretzels and that ginseng tea shit in the huge green can. I'm determined. I like scary movies. I hate being alone and I'm not good at saving money. If you lose my trust, I'm going to forget about you and I'm not going to miss you. Sorry. I have schizophrenic tendancies. I am an excessive talker and a passionate lover. I demand attention. I'm a southern girl by birth (I'll be back soon). I'm emotionally closed. I make mistakes. That's what I do. I do it well. I speak without thinking, I act without knowing. I drink so much that I can barely walk. I'm a fantastic girlfriend though, and I'm the best friend you'll ever have. God knows I mean well, though. I have a functioning block button. If you don't like me, use it. Don't send me stupid messages. No bitch-assness! Let's be friends :]
Jake & Jobo, I love you. The end.